Who would have thought a few years ago that a review about the electric boiler in full seriousness could contain the phrase: "disadvantages: no Wi-Fi"

I have a puppy George at home. Green and big. I bought it only because when I was walking around the pet shop, this feathered pirates looked at me as a bitch and turned away. When I brought this creature home and joyfully touched him with my finger, he bit me greatly. So we made friends. He doesn’t like to fly, he likes to walk. It is silent. We talked with him and he ate beer. Greetings from George.

I photograph everything I want, at any time of the day, no police officer has ever approached me in my life, and my documents are never asked on the street. Probably I am doing something wrong.

Once he crossed the border, at the checkpoint photographed some bad toilets, a bad station away from the main buildings of the point and laid it on Panoramo (the kingdom of the heavenly resource) with a link to the terrain. After some time, a commentary appeared under the photo explaining that these are volleyers for service dogs and that my next appearance on their DAPP will treat me much more carefully.

Wash your hands with warm water and soap? Can you also shower so that children can wash the sweat after physical education? Maybe a few more gyms - a playground, a fighting room, a dance hall? Russia is a harsh country.
by p.s As a lecturer at the university department, where it was very necessary to wash her hands after class, she asked the laboratory to put on soap and hang a towel for the students. She said:"I will not hang, they will wipe their boots out!" The university at the time was the best in the region.

in the article: "The hair is not a place here": the head of the Siberian Emergency Ministry center criticized the appearance of new subordinates
The meeting of the Ural rescuers with the head of the Siberian regional center of the Ministry of Emergencies of Russia Sergey Didenko ended in a public scandal due to comments about the appearance.
Commentary :
ZZ Top: We will not come to them with a concert, it is not yet known what they have in mind

XHH: I installed Windows 10 on my laptop and a program that shows all connections to the Internet. I look at the program and block the address I see. And I’m not even sure that I’m not overwhelming, but I can’t stop...I’m followed by everybody, every second, I’m on their doorstep.
Go to Ipad! In three seconds I went to bed on the floor. The sniper will shoot.
Oh, where do you think I’m? ? I’m under the bed.

I just stopped the alarm.
to where?
In all of all!

In the past month he discovered two new laws of physics and one of chemistry. Just going to make corrections to school textbooks, found out that the entire batch of operators AD8005 - left. Sensors are like that.

Evil Genius: The idea of a new project should be thrown on the 1st TV channel. Or they got stuck on their "dances with the stars".
The idea is the following. The author of the book about the hitman is taken, thrown into the taiga / jungle (depending on the plot), in the hands of what is written in the book, and - forward and with the song! Rub the trees with a sovkova spade, build the engine on a self-made scavenger, burn dishes from clay, dig a 24 square meters of earth.m. And try to prototype it...In general, everything that is written. Every day "experts" in the studio let them understand Robinson’s mistakes.
He was able to survive / repeat anything from what was written - he received the UAZ Hunter Super Prize; no - to reward popularity among TV viewers and treatment for the wounds earned.
The rating of the project, I think, will be angry.

Where is your cat?
The veterinarian was lucky.
Are you sick?
Oh yeah! and Castrit!

If you’re Santa and your child tells you you’re not real, answer:
You are not a real child, you don’t believe in Grandpa.

I am a great, powerful Russian language.
Then the people changed the foolish illiterate name of the chip into the "crypy shield". And then it was "crypt"
Then he said it was a verb and began to use it.
Cry out, the enemies!
Enemies were screaming.

The world is full of injustice, in the cars of the VAZ there is a pedal of gas, and in the cars of the GAZ there is no pedal of the vAZ, in the Ozhegov dictionary there is the word "del", and in the dictionary of Dalia there is no word "burn"!

My New Year meetings.
What were they?
Very different service at the "Support" with a call a little bit under the curants, I remember that the patient endlessly apologized - for what?, and his company walked in the neighboring room, meeting the New Year.
I saw newborns and New Year's Eve in the operations.
One New Year I met a nurse in the resuscitation — where all the nurses and all the doctors were drunk — except for one doctor, whom I respected and consider an example of duty and conscience.
“Misha, we will not leave the sick at will.”
And we fought for them back to back, all in soap – two solitary warriors on a bowl of severe illnesses, did not lose one – did all appointments, he helped to breed antibiotics – hundreds of small pediatric doses, mistakenly sent to adult resuscitation with giant doses of intravenous antibiotics for septic patients...
They stood up, the clean clothes came to an end in the morning - I scratched the curtains between the sick, cut off and put everyone in the clean. Since then, we have had great respect for each other – and I have ceased to respect some of my colleagues who have forgotten their debt forever.

However, the most memorable for me New Year-I remember so far, many years later I met with my classmates, in the sleeping area of the suburbs.By this time we had friends for many years, passed the LOTOS, KVN, suggested each other, exchanged works for drawings, and romantic relationships were already established.
The boys cooked champagne and the girls cooked champagne.
They passed the old, met the new and loaded with something.
And then Valke and came the thought - he started, all these years - and let's walk around the neighbors, songs to sing and congratulate people, type-call?
Said- done, Valka and Jansik were quite bad guitarists, people we were singing for many years of self-activity and KVNov, a large box of chocolate candy we had, went...
Five floors, a lying skyscraper, a neighboring entrance - and we started!
They ringed at the doors, introduced themselves to know the names of the neighbors and sang their majestic songs, feasted children with chocolate, congratulated them on the New Year...
Lord, how glad we were!! to
Instead of getting stuck in TV-live communication, jokes, laughter, guitarists try, songs, improvisations.
And to the table we were invited and on the staircase cage danced and hugged and grandmothers kissed us, guests take with you.
And then the door opened the poet, invited to the table and poured vodka into the crystal glasses, raised for the New Year - and he began to read poems, his own, other people, read decently, by the way, in memory.
Further brotherhood I remember worse, I remember only the feeling of happiness and celebration, the unity of such different people..." Sbitjen varim "- genially invented Zvanetsky - this was the feeling.
And well in the morning we heard Bonnie M and were able to watch them on our TV.
Sitting for a few minutes and falling asleep, of course.
Many years have passed, the boys have become grandparents, the girls grandparents.
And I remember that New Year as yesterday, glad that I had it.
I wish everyone the coming New Year so that you will remember it for a lifetime!

What is our life? Seven years before school and three years after retirement.

XHH: From my communication on the hotline with consumer protection I realized that:
1st I am a fool.
2nd I am a fool. I bought something in that store.
Three I am an incredible fool.
4 is I cannot help.
They wished a good day and did not say goodbye.
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The chief decided to send me to the executive committee for an ideological meeting on the topic of food problems in the Republic of Belarus. I asked if I was ready, knowing in advance that I didn’t know.
I: Of course I am ready.
Chief: Is the speech ready?
I : Of course. I will take the Old Testament. I can tell the story of the five loaves and two fish that fed 10,000 people.
What was there...

The children came into the house,
My father’s name is:
by Tatiana! by Tatiana! Neuroscience
Replacing the Seller

The school holidays are approaching.
In a week, the flow of expert assessments of professionals in the field of politics, military affairs, sexology, etc. will increase on the Internet.

XX: By the way, did Serega and Lenka argue on Halloween? There was another party.
Strange that you remember her. So much I drank!
xxx : xd
Yyy: Yes, in short, Lenka decided to dress up as a witch. Makeup, costume and hair. I even got the meth somewhere. Well, and asks Seregha type "How do I look?". Well, you know him. I decided to joke and replied "Has something changed? Did you decide not to wear a suit?"
I am an idiot ?