In freelance, I write texts for the website of predictors of the future. Many specialists with awards and diplomas. Prices for services - go-go. The guarantees are all. I wrote them to send the correction before I wrote the texts, so the work will be more convenient and faster. They refused. There is no faith in people.

In the southeast of Moscow, the robbers, threatening the businessman with executions, tried to steal more than a million rubles, but suddenly changed their mind.

They scratched the gold ring, the Rolex clock, began to knock on the pockets, found the FSB crusts. They returned, apologized and disappeared.

When I was studying in Germany for exchange, few people knew that I was from Russia.

And here, one day, arranging a party on my birthday, invited new friends to the celebration, everyone drank decently, fun in the height. I warm up the pizza in the kitchen, a guy comes in with an empty beer bottle, opens the closet, where I have garbage and a bag of bags. Long looking at the package with the bags, then on me and as a whisper in Russian: "Fuck! You are Russian! You have packages!“”

and blues:
After watching the last Star Wars, I just saw the dialogue that preceded the film:
Meaning so is. Take a record. Build for me a docher of enormous ships for my New Order. Basic requirements: they must be paphos, they must be like pieces of pizza and on the largest of them there should be a barley throne hall.
– Emm... Can we put more powerful engines on them? Will I have to catch the enemy? I can also recommend long-range guns and capacitive hangars for the fighter fleet. And I know how to build fast cruisers and support ships.
Are you stupid? I said, pathos, protectively enormous, like pieces of pizza and the throne hall. What do you not understand?
Okay we do.

The main problem of our business is that often business is called activity built only on corrupt communication. This business cannot be transferred, sold, estimated its real value (which is essentially the value of the same connection).

Once a relationship ends (and it always ends, it’s only a matter of time), business ends. Often a criminal case.

In Japan, a policeman on a bicycle caught and fined a Lamborghini offender.

That’s what the Sacrificer does.

Privileges are almost accidental. One has rich parents who press him trying to break. The other in the family has no capital, but the relatives are ready to support in any possible way. With a third health problem, parents are ready to kill at work to find money for doctors and rehabilitation, but they do not have the strength to have a kind word. The fourth has brilliant brains, but is hated by teachers and children at school. The fifth has no brains, and he is hardworking and optimistic, he has a good family that does not require excess and health like a bull. No one gets everything at once, stop being jealous of everyone in a row.

Not charged :

"I have not encountered - therefore, this does not happen" - from the creators "I do not need - therefore, this is a hernia".

That is logic, of course. You feel better for those who have overcome this inequality. They had to smell the Nipadets, unlike those who regretted themselves and those who got everything for nothing.

Why sympathize with those who are okay? Is it logic?
I feel sympathy, yes. Those who are harder than me. I am a programmer. And my colleague too. I have twice as much, roughly. And I am very sorry for him. He is a great guy, he tries, but - the education is slightly worse, the brains are not so sharp, a child with a bunch of wounds does not give an extra couple of hours to spend on the project. In your way, I need to get up in a posture and stumble over it: - ha, fuck, I could, and you didn't?
What a child’s view of the world, where everyone can everything if they try...not everyone. can not. But that is not a reason to humiliate them.

A human tragedy.
Thus dreams are broken.
Kolenka went to the sanitary not to repair someone’s toilets there!

During the haircut, the hairdresser said, further with his words:

A guy comes, gets a small poster and asks, “I want the same.” No question, I cut my hair. When he finished his haircut and was about to put on, the guy says, “Wait. And put it like this" and gets the second poster with another hairstyle...

The oldest
Yes, the worker is... And physically hard, and it is disgusting - than they will not be deceived in the process of work. And in the eye / jaw / abdomen you get regularly, forever in the bleaches, but at the same time, be patient and smile. The leadership wants to smell out of school, the society considers it nothingness and inferior service. Even the salary of the teacher in the kindergarten the cat cried. If the prostitutes go out, they pay more.

From the history of firearms:

“It is a pity that instead of really useful inventions – which could improve the quality of life, get rid of diseases, save from death – so many human-hours, so many brain resources have been spent on inventing and improving the unnecessary shooting shit.
Wauu: I will not say about illnesses, but with the help of weapons many saved themselves from death. Many people have improved their quality of life.

The xxx:
I stand at a stop. and frozen.
I begin to describe the circles around this stop. People look at it first with misunderstanding, then with jealousy. And I’ve gone, I’ve broken, a pair out of my mouth...
I watched a student-year-old girl run after me. There is another guy behind her.
In general, we were a man ten or fifteen, running a clear horse. And then the lady behind me begins to knock her elbows and sing "the dance of the little cock"
My friend, I support the song.
What would you think? One-and-a-half dozen adults are running the dance of small ducks around the stop.)

Patriaplex Kirill blasphemed the installation of a lifetime monument to himself.
I am looking forward to when he will begin to give life to his power. and #9763;

It is said that if you make a tattoo of an animal, you get under his control one day a year! Who has struck me with 365 invisible lazy people?

Humans: Physicists' favorite dogs are bosons.

Advice on raising children is extremely difficult to give, but one ancient wisdom should always be remembered: "The strictest parents raise the most skillful liars."

Sleep peacefully, my dear friend.

I will not fall asleep until I know the temperament of the salmon.

It is when, having forgotten about everything and not caring about everything, you break against the current to throw the caviar where you have grown out.

(And let you dream of a delicious fat moth)))

I drank a pill and read the spell and I became easier - thanks to the spell.