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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157381
 25.12.2021
One of the best memories of childhood.. you try your best to sleep, but the sunshine through the window shines directly on you, the smell of blinkers and the ringing of dishes from the kitchen, the point is put by the dad, including "Play, harmony." You wake up and you are all at home, alive and healthy, and you are all loved, hugged, kissed and smoothed during the shower... You roll a little, while you do... Then you shower with cloves and run with your friends to the hillside rather – to ride, to blow petards and to roll girls in the snow...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №157380
 25.12.2021
10 years ago, I lived with a young man in a panel on the 3rd floor. In winter, the apartment was often ventilated due to hellish heating. I began to smell an unpleasant smell. In the evening he became stronger. It happened that I couldn’t sleep because of him. I ask everyone – it doesn’t smell anything, you think. I really started to think that I had problems with the head or brain cancer when wearing strange smells. Maybe I was so upset for a week, I didn’t even want to go home. The smell, I thought, was getting stronger. It turned out, it did not seem. A week later, the neighbors from the first floor also smelled. In short, the body of the decomposed bomber was taken out of the basement. Since then, I’ve been called a perfume.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №157379
 25.12.2021
Why do we say “bad” when a woman takes money and gives? I think it’s crazy when a woman takes money and doesn’t give.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №157378
 25.12.2021
This is a photo of Yuri Gagarin a few hours after landing. There is not his famous "Gagarine" smile here. There is a man who finally realized what happened and by what miracle he remained alive.
There were several unusual situations on earth. At first, weighing the astronaut in a scoop showed that he weighed 14 kg more than calculated. I had to urgently come up with a way to reduce the weight: I cut off two sensors from the scavenger.
After draining the luke, it turned out that it was not hermetic. There was little time left before the launch, but we managed to twist and twist 30 screws and the launch took place.
Everything was not as planned again. The second stage, with which there were never problems, worked 13 seconds longer and the spacecraft did not enter the calculated orbit, Gagarin was not told about it, but he understood that the situation was not standard. Several times he asked the CUP what had happened, but there was no answer. Everyone was waiting for the braking engine to work. He has worked. But the launch capsule did not separate from him, and together they began to fall to the ground.
“I am burning! Say goodbye!” Gagarin's words were not spoken for a long time, but it was exactly what he said when he saw flame tongues and streams of melted metal in the illuminator. He thought it was death.
But it burned the cover and due to the high temperature, the drop capsule finally disconnected and the regular decline began.
We all know that Gagarin had to catapult from the capsule along with the chair. Catapulted, flying, dropped a chair, the parachute opened, here is it, Earth!
Again an outlet. The supply of air in the skafandra has expired, and it cannot open it to breathe the earth's air. It was only six minutes after landing.
There were many smaller and not very troublesome, but Yuri Gagarin survived and became the first of the first! Remember at what price!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №157377
 25.12.2021
A cat came from the room and told me that the tree had lost consciousness.

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