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[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156342
 25.05.2021
XX: Worked a lot where, sometimes not for a long time. Sometimes not very long. One of cases.



I became an accountant. On my first day the dismissed accountant began to hand over things to me, on my second day she was no longer out, though she had to work a few more days. She did not respond to phone calls. Part of the case remains unsolved. The head of the company spoke to me for a long time, and then ordered me to go to the staff department, take the address of that accountant, go to her home and pull her hand to work so that she could complete the business.



I went to the personnel department, picked up the papers and went home.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №156341
 25.05.2021
The President gave instructions to speed up the consideration of bills on criminal liability for justification of democracy and calls for justice.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №156340
 25.05.2021
A couple of weeks ago I hired a developer from the depth. Call him on his cell phone:
– Yes...
- Girl, you didn't get there, we don't repair computers.
Of course, I can repair Windows, but...
How much does it cost...? and 25 thousand!
I will soon.
He turns off his cell phone and starts going somewhere. Then he slowly cried out:
- Fuck Moscow... I specifically said 25 to get rid of it.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №156339
 25.05.2021
Adult life is watching a medium-sized screen all day to come home in the evening and reward yourself by watching a large screen, periodically distracting yourself to a small screen.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156338
 25.05.2021
Xxx: My husband has a very tough character. He is always dissatisfied with everyone, criticizes everyone, struggles with everything.

Sellers, taxi drivers, cassiers, neighbors, partners at work are very difficult to deal with.

My husband and I recently went to the market. He is usually accepted to criticize all the goods from every seller from whom we buy something. I try as much as I can to tame his words.

We approach the apple store. The husband begins to look at each apple and makes a verdict to the sellers: "Your apples cannot be bought. They have some chemistry. There is no apple. If the worm doesn’t eat, then it’s a bad apple.”

The sellers – two cheerful old aunts – shout in response: “It’s not true! We weigh you how many apples you want, man. There is a separate bag with them. How many kilos do you have?”

The husband is confused, the apple from a separate bag for some reason does not want and falls down at sunset.



Yyy: Pipet with such a living...

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