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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158088
 25.05.2022
I have a constant dispute with my wife on this topic. Either smoothly shaved or with hair. Sex with the eggs is not pleasant.



Have you tried with your wife?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158087
 25.05.2022
I am sometimes frightened by people on Picaba...I think they can find EVERYTHING!



They can find everything except a girl :)

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №158086
 25.05.2022
Those who came to Russia are those who came and those who left are those who left.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158085
 25.05.2022
The empirical rule:
A useless thing that has been lying for more than ten years and thrown away will necessarily be needed within two weeks.
From the latter: a couple of baked bacon of non-food alcohol - just started to hold on the balcony, poured into the toilet before the covid.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №158084
 25.05.2022
In Australia, meeting a black cat is lucky.
Because a cat is the most harmless thing you can find in Australia.

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