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[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32088
 25.06.2010
<kemerov4anin> is interesting, in other cities, too, first the marking is drawn, and then the road is mounted or everything is normal there?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32087
 25.06.2010
Report from the Veterinary Forum:

Hi to!
The cat was taken to the cage a few days ago.
Is there a pregnancy test for cats? If so, where can I buy it in my home?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32086
 25.06.2010
The Social Science Examination!
The citizen M. read the correspondence of the neighbors to be aware of their personal life. What liability can a citizen bear?
WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW, WOW and WOW! ?

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32085
 25.06.2010
My son goes to his grandmother for the summer. I will immediately buy him a vuvuzela - let the aunt be pleased! and ;)

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32084
 25.06.2010
YouTube comment on the video, where Medvedev says to Schwarzenegger "I’ll be back..."

ThArt001: Okay you, the guy with his idol met... all his life dreamed of him to say this, even the president had to become this!

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №32083
 25.06.2010
The dialogue was approximately this:
He says, sleep with me.
I: Rom, did you get rid of it? You and I are friends from school, I can’t. You have a grandmother, I have a young man.
I will pay, I will pay.
Oh, you are the fucking shit! Do you use the fact that I have a problem with bubble?
He says: I cry in the sense (and sends a crying smile)
I am crazy.
He says, “And then you say that all the men are goats.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32082
 25.06.2010
I: How to switch the computer from the socket to the UPS without turning off the computer

Google: You may have meant: How to switch a computer from a socket to a UPS without turning the computer on.

Google has a simple solution.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №32081
 25.06.2010
I think she is a man :-(
YYY: Whose is it?
xxx: I watched how she paints... So she, when she paints the scissors, does not open her mouth... :-( I don’t know what to think...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32080
 25.06.2010
(Scan picture of the bill)
I think this is a fake :(

YYY: Is this the note you received from me? If it really turns out to be a fake, I will return you the amount in rubles. True, this money came to me from you - with the building from the past arrival of goods. Check at any exchange or bank.

XXX: Just from me? How strange it is. The bank will not take it (I’ll check anyway.

zzz: I suggest you continue to use it in the calculations between each other, and you don’t have to wear it anywhere.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32079
 25.06.2010
A friend of mine looking at a photo session from Empty Hills 2010 writes:

He: And the girls also grow hair on the lob.
I: You didn’t know the guy.
He: No, it is not growing.

I wave

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №32078
 25.06.2010
How much does it cost to jump with a parachute?
I don’t know, maybe 1000.
HHH: Something terrible... and suddenly the parachute will not open?
Maybe a thousand will be returned.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №32077
 25.06.2010
Mask (17:17:20 24/06/2010)
Captain of the national team of France Thierry Henri after the disgraceful departure of the team from the world championship at the airport met dark people in black, placed in the car and taken to the Elysée Palace.

Mask (17:17:52 24/06/2010)
Later, President Nicolas Sarkozy’s spokesman told reporters that Henry was abducted by aliens and taken to the moon in a magical rocket.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32076
 25.06.2010
B-Boyizm
What’s new in the new iPhone?
by Iluha 3W
The rear glass panel
by Iluha 3W
That is, before everyone prayed that the phone would fall on the back cover on the asphalt, then now that it would hang in the air :-D

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32075
 25.06.2010
What only does not do a gick to get a new gadget first. The worst of all was the Russian Dmitry, who became president for the sake of the iPhone 4.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №32074
 25.06.2010
by fantazy089J
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!With us to the festival of the Grushchen wanted daddy acquaintances to send the boy, so daddy says "no, I refused, he is not independent, here for Nastya I am calm, I know that even to the north pole send her she will find what to eat, what to dress and with whom to sleep!There is a place to sleep!Short you understand!and "

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32073
 25.06.2010
Funker
I hate the iPhone!! to
I have not yet understood how to remove the mushroom if it was on another yattun.
- = IGOR = -
Some kind of synchronization.
Funker
Steve talked with his wife.
synchronization through a feudal
Funker
and feudo straponizes his wife, and the
- = IGOR = -
Neighbors have to keep an eye on everything according to the law.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №32072
 25.06.2010
Scientists have created a robot with the brain of a rat.
Comments: And soon there will be other news... "Robots created a rat with the brain of a scientist!" or "Rats created a scientist with the brain of a robot!" :)

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32071
 25.06.2010
Is there anything to listen to the norm?? to
Fact: There is nothing new
Remake of: Pidaras
Remake: It is a pity

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32070
 25.06.2010
Why did God create a woman? The man is not bored! :)
And I thought it was an excuse to break his ribs.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32069
 25.06.2010
1: but the most gesture was when I was driving at midnight and thought that shuyal so dimly lights the lighthouse and nihuya is not visible?!?!?!? Then I removed my sunglasses.

2 ))))

1: the haishniki probably thought that it was not good even to approach the harsh Chelyabinsky cyclists, who even wear black glasses at night not to burn.

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