A acquaintance told me. She was 14. I went with my family to rest on the Black Sea. Parents gathered on the beach with another company, she was swimming with a mattress. Opening his eyes speaks of a strange hiccups. She fell asleep on the mattress and around the dolphins. The shore is seen by a thin line on the horizon. Thus, Throchanula speaks like never before, begins to grasp on the seventh elevated. As she grabbed to the shore, she struck the blood of her buttocks on the mattress. I found theirs, and they were sitting with their companions and crawling on the beach. They didn’t even notice she was missing. It suddenly turned off, he said.

I am 13-14 years old. The parents sent him to the store and gave him a large note. I don't remember how many more, the numbers on the modern way. For example, I gave 1000. I went to the store and bought what I asked. I took the surrender.

In front of the store is the square and there is a maslenica. All kinds of fair, fair. Go to see. I stand in a crowd. I look under my feet - 500₽ lies. I was sweaty. The foot came. How to do, how to raise? I have money, I have money! And let's buy them all in a row: and pins and cockroaches and other nonsense.

In an hour and a half, it’s time to go home. There is still ice cream! I come home happy. Mom asks for a delivery and I find that she is not there. It was my money that fell out of my pocket, I raised it and spent it myself. It flew...

Summer and the beach. I am swimming with my future wife. She has my athlete - running, skiing, swimming and others. I swim like g... 5 minutes no more.

The lake is big, she tells me swimming on the other shore. There was a man’s pride in me and we went swimming. In 7-10 minutes, I feel like everything is crazy for me. My girlfriend sailed far ahead. And here the girl in front of me is swimming on the inflatable mattress, I am next to her. So, save for God’s sake. I hold onto the inflatable mattress, we sailed to the shore. Hands and legs tremble from the overstress, as it came out. My girlfriend has been on the shore for a long time.

She dropped only one word.

Are you flirting?

xxx: I watched the first film Lord of the Rings on a date with a guy who wanted to impress me, so the whole film didn't get stuck :( And he told mostly that he was too smart for such a movie, and everything was obvious and predictable to him.

I watched the movie once and eight times in a row. I went to the cinema every day. It was Ohuenno.



YYY: You see what a good guy he was. He is smart, he explained the whole film to you. And the second movie you had to watch eight times to figure out what it was for.

xxx: In my city it is easy to recognize a good specialist: if he has removed from here, then the specialist is good.

While we feared that the internet would spoil our children, television spoiled our parents.

Do to others as they would do to you if they knew you would do to them the same.

I went to the dentist. The doctor-woman cried with a very caring voice, like a child:
- Sit in the chair, head on the pillow, right, yes, bend the beard... The procedure is unpleasant, but necessary. Now we'll turn on the device, it'll whisper, don't be afraid. The leash from the mouth will go by a special tube, but if you want to spit - here is the left leash... Well, let’s start? I’ll put the music, okay?
Included by Rammstein.

While we feared that the internet would spoil our children, television spoiled our parents.