to quote:
"We read the resume of the girl:

About myself: I have the skills:
calculation of the optimal amount of beer to sacrifice the admin in case of problems,
Communication with customers of all levels of sobriety and moral satisfaction;
warning the residents of the accounting office to tap only the necessary buttons the necessary number of times,
Intuitive understanding of what O/S wants (Windows, Linux), I can come to mutual understanding with that, if necessary.
high-quality interaction with any software in the presence of reference or Google, not very high-quality - in the absence,
to learn anything at any time when pronouncing the magical formula "to immediately".
Knowledge of English, Russian, Russian obscene, Russian very obscene and "a-it-yourself-language" orally and in writing, C/C++, CSS, HTML, JavaScript in writing.
I understand well the words "need", "immediately" and the expression "I said what?and "
I want food and money. Or at least just food."

I called as soon as I saw them. It was late ("

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Give me the phone. I marry her.

Wrattook: 3.14days
WratTOOK: I am going to the subway now, the peak hour, the car is stuck under the curtain, the people have come in, but the doors are not closed, a pretty strange guy runs in here, who immediately begins to be pushed out by some grandmother, typically she will be uncomfortable on the next exit. At which the guy almost crushing to the scream declares: "How did you all fuck me today! ", deliciously cheats and goes out.
The doors are closed, the train touches.

That’s what it means to write without a pencil. Announcement at the kiosk:
There is a need for a seller who does not drink a day after three..."

The foundation of all wealth is honest work. A lot of people have to be persistent and

They work in good faith so that they can steal everything they have.

produced.

Nothing so develops fantasy as the question of teaching "And where is your course?"...

Talent is sought in ordinary people, simplicity in talented people. (Author of the Orthodox)

Not married means you are badly sought or you have hidden too well

(Author of the Orthodox)

I have a friend named Dietrich, a decent burger, just over.

forty, married ten years, two cute true Aries preschool

age, well, and, of course, the belly and baldness are attached. Married to

She is eight years younger than the Czech.

And here, on Friday evening, our common old ones come to me.

Known people, the hell knows how many have not seen, and in general, the people.

It is wonderful. Dietrich has already been warned, however, the answer is still so.

did not give. I am saying;

What are your plans, camel? Are you with us or against us?

See you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you today, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow, meet you tomorrow.

My family... I have a duty.

And so for a quarter of an hour "beee...beee...". Apply to

the third degree of interrogation, and here he is almost crying out;

You do not understand! I cannot! I... I have sex!

I find it hard to abstain from laughing yet I’m interested "-A transfer

No?", to what Dietrich in complete despair masters his hand;

No is! It is a week late! God will kill me!

Fertility: When will a guy from the advertisement "in orbit"track a calf with blue hair?
Fertility: and throw, he'll fuck her in the mouth, and she'll say "mmm, taste good! almost like an orbit cock!"

I go I mean in the subway and here for an unclear reason to me the train brakes sharply, I correspondingly sneeze down and rush the phenomenon (on 4 GB). A stranger with a fourth dimension!!! Give Me Back PJ Davis, I Can't Remember How to Add a Smoker to Statistics. by Zy. You can make porn.