Black cat: I come to work, the tables are unclear why are moved in the corner, the systems generally roll where it got. The garbage is not visible under the mountain of bottles. Everyone talks about the price of prostitutes.
Black cat: I think I missed something.

Exam of anatomy, ticket of urology. He told me everything he knew and what he had invented, and it was time to finish his story. The channel for the excretion of urine in women is 3 cm. Men and women..." and I thought like I’t get rid of it. Schoolgirl burned " and men who are lucky "

X: I was walking a friend now, working with a jacket. Prikyn, her fiancé 4 days before filing the application to the ZAGS called and said that he left for Antarctica. With the Penguins. working as a sysadmin at the polar station. He says, I’ll come in a year, we’ll get married and all that.
W is GM. With the Penguins? Linux is it?
X: I think yes.
A: He will not come back.

1 as a session.
2 in the bearded times company id software, even before the release of doom and quake released the legendary game wolfenstein, I broke into it at 386. The most terrible thing in it was when you had a life of 10 percent, 5 ammunition, you enter the labyrinth, where the Arians cheat on you from all sides, and you press save... then you had to sharply turn back and run, run so that you don’t get wet, run out of the labyrinth with 1 percent of life, press the save, and again run for the pharmacy and ammunition. The first time rarely.
1 as with your session.
Fuck, I explained it.

from tel. The Conversation:
How are you after yesterday?
Yyy: Oh, I was so drunk that I was taken away from champagne so much, I don't even remember whether I took money from a taxi driver or not.
XXX is OK! It is :)
YYY: I wanted to say I gave it. Oh Oh!
XXX: Yes, and a condition for Freud

by 111:
Don’t forget, we work on Saturday! We work from the morning. As we start working in the morning, so until the evening. We will bring with us from home the pre-built work and we will work. We will go to each other's offices, work there, try each other's work. The main thing is to work well, or you can not see the end of the working day.
by 222:
We’ve been working since Monday, the box is over.
and 333:
The main thing is not to be a worker...

FIZOT
What kind of bl... is this?
When you talk to someone on the phone or
There is still somewhere in real and ask to name your name - you call it loudly and clearly. But all
Ask them if they whisper.
say "Go to h..y!" hear all without any problem.
Apparently, the Russian ears are so harsh that they can’t hear anything but the mat from the first time.
Vitality
Dmitry
In fact, they are always asked by the most intelligent people, that is, those who understand that from the point of view of moral and ethical norms, the error in pronouncing the surname or name of the interlocutor is a gross disrespect for the opponent.
FIZOT
Sugar brain, can you just shake up?

Cut out of sex chat:
He: You sit down on my knees and begin to crack erotically.
Do you feel bad???? to
Fuck... to jump!

my acquaintance megacomp... glittered, decided to reboot... during the reboot opened the CD, surprised, but it was closed back to what Ludka (owner of the comp) replied relentlessly: "Don't close, or the monitor doesn't turn on..." ))) fucking, it's a genius you need to be in order to find this connection!

Melvin> Kashchmar. I dressed too easily!! to
What> What is it? The Prometheus?
Melvin> Not that word!! The face is frozen and the hives fall off.
It is>??? What?? to
Melvin> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... ears! I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears... I’m about the ears.

Swo is Prepod.
Kirill is a student.

Swo: Let’s go, today a student gave up her lips alone. A typical blonde, well I think a writer, will have to solve the crazy code in the best case. And as the labs looked so surprised, little that everything was right, and with inserts on the assembler, so that it worked faster.
Kirill: They
Swo: Now I think how to invite her to dinner.
Olya from PM-43
WOW, what do you know about her?
Kirill: I made her these lips for a sandwich with sausage and a glass of juice. Maybe you invite me to dinner, or eat shit as you want :(

I sit, I play the third... I click on Tralla, he gives out the phrase: "Spirits do not know fatigue!"... But, crazy, really. I will go to the exam to prepare.

Voffka
We have many miracles.
My wife during PMS.

Art: Scuco, Scuco and Scuco!! You have done it already!! to
The class:?? to
Sorry, but not for you =)
Even if you are not a gift.

How did you ride? how did you ride? and :)
Eliss: OK, I can't ride, I've long wished you wasn't there, we'd look good and hormonal, like two newborn horses.