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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157801
 26.03.2022
Sometimes a woman's soul asks for a holiday, but a scandal will fit her.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №157800
 26.03.2022
My colleagues told me.
A group of geologists worked on Taiyura 20 years ago. They were dropped by helicopter at the beginning of the summer. Communications wereined with aviators by rail. They agreed that when the work would be close to completion, they would contact the air force during the scheduled working hours and agree on the timing of their helicopter shelter.
Two months have passed, time for work, autumn has come. Contact with the airlines, agree on the time of discharge. The helicopter does not arrive. They find out that there was an urgent sanreys, agreed in another week. A week later, the mountains were covered by fog for a few days, and the helicopter did not arrive. The products begin to end. The tone of radio exchange begins to burn, they agree that in 5 days they are taken away, otherwise it's quite trouble. In five days, everyone is waiting for the ship, it is not there. It turns out that a condensate was found in the fuel system, a helicopter under repair. The batch ate all the main foods, exotic canned foods such as sea cabbage and canned pineapples, which nobody especially ate, all thrown to fish. The snow falls. Helicopters are also people, they are uncomfortable and ashamed that the people are suffering because of them, they themselves rush into battle. Another connection. The Flight Manager (RP) says:
“We all understand, but we have two more applications on board at the same time, besides you. How are you doing, can you keep up another day? Tomorrow after tomorrow, we are with you.
The leader scratches his teeth:
We have tents under the snow, fuel is running out, the river is freezing! We all understand, but you have long promised to take us out!
RPG is looking for:
I know, what about the products?
The head of the group does not have time to answer, the microphone from his hands breaks out:
How are we with the products? We have no products! Yesterday I ate the last bowl of ananas!! to
RPG is deeply offended:
The ananas? You are riding there! We haven’t seen them all season. Live without ananas!! to
Is it necessary to say that the party was taken two weeks later, one of the last, with the black stamp "The Eaten", and during these two weeks was deeply immersed in the meaning of the concept of "collective boycott".

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157799
 26.03.2022
Girls who switched to the service of foreigners only in rubles become girls with increased social responsibility.

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