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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32128
 26.06.2010
Please try to write me a few words in asky. A phrase for example. And before sending, press the controller + t (Latin). It will be written in Latin letters.
and MDA. Poleznaya shtuka, esli chestno. Ne zabyt' by...
If you press the boot button and hold it for 5 seconds, the word opens. Some secret spots. I have an entire article about it...

The member yyy* has left the chat.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №32127
 26.06.2010
YYY works in the city SES

Do you know which beach to swim on?
YYY: Oz, laboratory assistant Olga, who took water samples, lies in the hospital with jaundice.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32126
 26.06.2010
With demotivators, comments under the demo where a girl can’t read a book, sends and says ‘I’ll be a prostitute’:

Demi is not here. Prostitution is not just due to lack of intelligence.
Blablabla: +1, different situations in life
The horse: you go both prostitutes, suspicious comments

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №32125
 26.06.2010
Ivan Urgant on Twitter:

Habensky, Urgant, Yovovich, we are one team!Gather the word from the first letters of our names...We are one team-team Beckhambetov!!! to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №32124
 26.06.2010
Kinski: Today I suggested to my younger sister to stay with us, I say we will play.) I am in her fist!
Kinski: She cried and wasn’t left

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №32123
 26.06.2010
gomez : how often in the Windows interface, in addition to the usual buttons "Yes" and "No" I would like to see "Yes, fuck, and no more asking!!and "

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №32122
 26.06.2010
In Moscow, the leading TV channel "Expert" was murdered. The body of the 27-year-old journalist with about 30 knife wounds was found in his apartment on Pavla Andreyev Street. At the same time, the agency XXX reports that investigators are allegedly considering as the main version of SUICIDE.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32121
 26.06.2010
Let’s make a cooking game!
He: Is it how?
She: You will be a cook and you will roast me at the table.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №32120
 26.06.2010
About the film in the forum.
xxx: Calm cow this movie, honestly
YYY: Do you know the types?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32119
 26.06.2010
When will the people learn to ask for fireworks and ask for lights?
yyy: I'm not asked at all - they approach with a cigarette in the teeth and with a miserable look: "MMMMM?!!and "

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32118
 26.06.2010
by Rediska:
Yesterday I went out to the beach with a guy to smoke. We stood under a scattered tree, hid in a crown, smoked.
here is the voice in the matyugalary "civilian!"
I hardly put the bricks off, I look with my eyes.
"We invite you to a walk on the river of Moscow".

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №32117
 26.06.2010
xxx: эх... I was going to go to the lake to swim called... what would it be... to the thunder of course
If lightning hits the water next to a person, what are his chances?
xxx: although, on the other hand, and blaspheme her in the water to beat if a person is near the water.)))

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32116
 26.06.2010
I am proud of my son. He became adult. 20 years ago =)
I am sitting in the kitchen and his phone is ringing. I hear this conversation.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
I will say luck. This is Murphy’s Theory.
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
My son: No why. Are you on the stock market again?! to
Ohhhhhhhhhh...
My son is blue!! Better run, less money will go away!! to
Ohhhhhh...

= = )

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32115
 26.06.2010
Lesson (10:18:56 25/06/2010)
Yes, they are stupid like valens and less than three do not fight.
Lesson (10:21:27 25/06/2010)
My friends came back at 6 a.m.
moonspell (10:21:40 25/06/2010)
Do not sleep for fools.
moonspell (10:21:44 25/06/2010)
Well, I am about them))))))))))))))))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32114
 26.06.2010
Two little boys are standing in the yard and shouting under the window:
D is diary! The smoke! The Demon! The smoke! The smoke!

A third-floor aunt stands up.

The children: Aunt Zayn! Will the diary come out?? to
Gentlemen, Dima is dead

A minute pause.

D: Throw the ball.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №32113
 26.06.2010
Thesis: There is exactly one, one standing idea that everyone is eager to take and implement.
This is the idea of enemy in social networks. The type of list "I consider these people to be urds and biofuels".
Everything else is an insignificant fofo.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32112
 26.06.2010
1 to 11:54 :
Today from the morning they call from the department of personnel - urgently run to the novel (our lawyer) - let him hide - from the military committee the agenda is carried by him. The staff department on the other floor and in the other wing, the lawyers behind the wall from my office - so a few minutes of foreclosure was
I run there, romance.

221 (11:55) :
and :)

1 to 11:55 :
Urgently hide - I say - from the military committee the agenda is carried by you. He is hi-hi, ha-ha

1 to 11:56 :
The man comes in, where are you here? Roman - I. that - write up to receive the agenda

1 to 11:56 :
In general, in Usurisk a month on the tank will be partisan

322 (11:57) :
I had to run away, I was warned.

11 to 11:57 :
He says, “Serious things need to be to a serious person. He thought I was crawling.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №32111
 26.06.2010
The only thing that has given the world the World Cup in South Africa is the expression "Zatkni vuvuzel!" - both in the literal and in the translated sense.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32110
 26.06.2010
xxx: I have been to these seminars twice and have not learned anything new
Although scientists say that in sleep information is better absorbed

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №32109
 26.06.2010
YYY: I want to say that Windows error reports did not come to MS’s website, but to Billy’s personal mobile phone. In the form of MMS. With compulsory screen and sound of critical error. If it is in roaming, it should be sent back twice.

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