A (Manager): Olik, you can rewrite these interests to me in modern words, like a peasant magazine. "Cooling, useful tips, repair and do it yourself, sports, smart thoughts"

B (copywriter): "Cooling, life hacking, interior design/handmade, fitness, notes"

This terrible moment, when you realize that you can replace any word with a similar, only with a fuck, and you start to suspect in yourself a hipster...

and China! - confusedly I speak, showing my husband a broken wiring of the vibrator.
and Russia! The husband hurts him in isolation.

Time to clean up is when a cat is crawling in a room and you can’t find it.

Happy System Administrator Day!
Let all your users understand that no one is better than you on Earth!

Do you know we are leaving on Saturday?
Now I know.
Who said?! to

Fuck you here to fight on the topic of relationships - go to dating sites and in "comfortable"!
Give the moderators back.

Called for a meeting. I took a note with me. There was no room on the table, I put it on my knees. Hardly a habit.

I have a map of Africa. Stop, let’s give up, I have all black.
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And nothing that on the African continent, a lot of countries where indigenous white people live. Fuck you, not the rejection.
= = = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
And nothing that you, shit boring, and like you, just unrealistically engaged?

Comments on the article on the HUB:
Mizulina proposes to block websites for mat
This is due to the fact that we receive a lot of appeals from parents, that there is too much obscenity in the internet publications and social networks that children visit..."

Is it easier not to let children on the internet?
YYY: Is it still easier for MPs not to let them on the internet?

......
The xxx:
There are also dogs killed by headhunters.
YYYY :
Who is???? to

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The wife brought the son from the kindergarten and said that the teacher complained about him, said, an approximate quote - "He today forced everyone to play some warcraft, divided everyone into Russians and orcs, began to build a citadel of everything that was in the corner of toys, and who did not want to play, then sent them to the toilet to extract gold."

News: A man found a bomb under his car, neutralized it, dismantled it and took it in an unknown direction " I love Russia)))

Six years ago, I watched a rather unusual (which is why twice funny) picture:
In the middle of summer. and Odessa. The sleeping area. Through a quiet cross-country courtyard, immersed in an afternoon sleep, two boys under the age of 30 go.
There is the following “dialogue”:
With a breath and condemnation in the voice - Give her everything...
* Agreeing and sympathetic kiwok
Give the children...
Kiwi with a breath*
Give me a shirt...
and Kiwi
It’s getting more and more burning – eat it!
and Kiwi
* suffocating from indignation and shouting in the voice * - Possy give!

What was next I did not hear, as I became wild and unconsciously roaring :)

Role-playing competition, where teams choose some roles, although historical, although modern and play in this role throughout the competition, and then the jury evaluates this game and the best team is awarded... And there was that competition in addition to all the other teams - a team of 5 girls-vampires and a team of two guys - Bivis and Bathhead - two fools from cartoons and from the MTV channel. At that time, the two teams met in the field. The girls:
Be afraid of us! We are vampires!! to
and BIVIS:
GG... Who is it?
and Bathed:
GG... the girls.
and BIVIS:
GG... And what do they say?
and Bathed:
GG: They say it’s sausage.
Everyone who heard this dialogue (and it was almost the whole camp) was barely hysterical! The first place was given to this couple.

xxx: I found the focus of evil, on Novocheremushkinskaya street is a two-story building, where on the first floor of the Sberbank, and on the second post office of Russia.

On a walk with dogs (the 2nd keeshonda (like a chava-chava) and a decent yard terrier, all good to madness. To meet a man with a chihuahua, angry like a Doberman. Chihuahua rushes into the battle dragging, a man with a loving voice: let’s go Vasilek, their three....
My wife and I almost fell 6 can think of one he would do them))))))))))

Sitting in the monkey, the backdoor noticed: A small hole in the wall, sucking into which he got puzzles.

xxx: I go to the underwear department, ask how much the extra "pants" in the swimsuit cost, and I got them for free! I know I don’t have much there, but not to the same extent! and (
zzz: ahaha, Naduha, I’ll hide it! )))))))))))))))))))

xxx: I wonder how to find a thrombus in a person?
The post fact.