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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №121141
 27.11.2015
Do you know how to swallow yourself?
Tag: on the head
A useful clarification, yes:
Noah, noah, noah is not enough
WOW: Oh, it was like I would start long winter evenings with a collar on my ass - so try to stop me.
My name is Basilica-Hose-Lower Belt.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №121140
 27.11.2015
to this:

Shaman: I am a healer!
Polik_Shaman: I have high blood pressure, as a result - can not drink coffee. But I love...
POLIK_SHAMAN: So I drink a cup of coffee in the morning and then, at night, I pour a cup of green tea into myself.
Polik_Shaman: The antidote is ready!
Chech: Well yes, the pseudonym is justified)))

Usually tea also contains caffeine, and in green it is even more than in coffee.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121139
 27.11.2015
And why does the folder for 64-bit applications have 32 in the name and 64 for 32-bit? What is > logic?

There is no logic here.
System32 is the classic name of the main Windows system folder from the time of the first 32-bit systems.
The same folder that confused you with the presence of the number "64" in the title - SysWoW64 contains the libraries necessary for reverse compatibility of the 64-bit OS with 32-bit programs. The second part of the name of this folder is deciphered as "Windows on Windows", and the number 64 indicates the current operating system's discharge (for which the compatibility system is intended).

Educational ©

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121138
 27.11.2015
So that’s why I’m caught all week in the office asking for an ip coffee machine (which she didn’t have when she was born).

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №121137
 27.11.2015
On the third day there is snow. Roads are not cleaned. I write to a friend:
I say hello. How is the mood? The traffic is stable? :)
She is Capec! Not the road, but the laundry board.)
I: not a board, but a vibromassager! and free...
It is free... at the price of the suspension)))

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121136
 27.11.2015
At work, Max printed a bunch of documents every day.
Today he approaches the printer and issues: “These printers are all the same, they only need paper.”

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №121135
 27.11.2015
She is. Have you purchased the lubricant?
He is. I already have a WD-40, I lubricate her bicycle
She is. Fuck your bicycle!! to

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121134
 27.11.2015
- And you saw an article on the hub, where the guy complained that he is like a PHP developer, not pleased with the haunting around the language.
“The kind of guy is enough to offend my programming language, I am ashamed to write it because of it. On this I will write an article on the hub, about how bad I live :(
He didn’t even write why he liked this language. Only that he wastes on him, and even no pluses has written, only that he is hated.
- I understand, but fucking, you’re on the hole, that’s for nuts?
- Go mommy probably, shit ppschnik.


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №121133
 27.11.2015
But in fact, our state kept its promise, and now a liter of gasoline costs less than a dollar.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №121132
 27.11.2015
This is:
A group of British scientists studied the sexual reaction of women to smells from men, and came to the conclusion: women arouse the smell... garlic! That is, gathered men who love to eat garlic, took the baby and made themselves smell. Poor grandmothers, smelling to hallucinations, shouted: "Like us, like us, just let us go" - and the scientists were delighted and made this conclusion.

In fact, two groups of men (who ate and who did not eat garlic) were given the smell of matter, and since garlic kills the bacteria that give the unpleasant smell of sweat, then of course women chose the group that ate garlic, because the smell is better.
Read it to the end, smart!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №121131
 27.11.2015
xxx: yesterday read about a man who in his own way avenged Turkey - he scornfully threw out

The clothes that I took from a Turkish hotel.

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121130
 27.11.2015
Neradence: You know, my husband even during our marriage considered me very strange, but after a call in the middle of the night with the words, you are a Norwegian and should know what the name of this your carnivorous salmon, who is like a wizard, he will consider me just fucking. by ROFL:

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121129
 27.11.2015
War: Turkish travelers "all included" changed to Crimean "all turned off".

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №121128
 27.11.2015
The only reason drivers turn on remote lights in the city is that they want to see the brick flying into the front glass better.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №121127
 27.11.2015
Now, when the client asks, “Do you have cute monkeys?” and I want to clarify, “Are you about the range of calendars for the next year, or about the collective as a whole?”

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №121126
 27.11.2015
The state should twist the hooks if necessary, said in an interview with NTV TV channel the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia Vladimir Kolokoltsev. In his opinion, for the common good, the authorities can pass on the rights and duties of citizens."

For the past 15 years, what has the state done? Where is this famous common good? Where is security, where is wealth, where are you, fools, fools?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №121125
 27.11.2015
Better to invite the girl to the bath or to the cocktail, or to some interesting place.
WOW: It is not so easy. I need to find out first...
XH: The breasts are usually in the front upper quarter of the body. If not, it is better to run away.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №121124
 27.11.2015
Commentary on one of the militant leaders in Syria:

Not killed but destroyed.
We are not murderers...
The most accurate description.
Let’s use ‘moderate’ words for ‘moderate’ terrorists: it was neutralized.
Yes, it’s % and it’s all there. What are you clever here?

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №121123
 27.11.2015
Further on the subject of copyrights:

Not the average, where as above the average author (a specific example - Popova Nadezhda Alexandrovna aka kongregatia receives about 7 (by writing - SEVI) rubles from a [printed] copy.
Just hoping in her swallow she (the author, who himself puts out [on Flibusta] his new books and watches for it to be not foolish) inadvertently (without herself suspecting) hinted that (...) the native-language authors are greedy dumb copywriters: for a week from the moment of the book's release from readers directly she received MORE than a full fee for the book. While she does not sell her books, it is grateful readers themselves pay for the pleasure delivered by her books.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №121122
 27.11.2015
This is:
We have a aunt at work, who at one time drove her current husband out of the family, and she was not free at that time. They destroyed two families."

I always liked to think of men as some kind of animal that anyone can take away. Maybe it was he who brought her to her husband.
Well, if you have such a strange arithmetic, you have destroyed 2 families, but you have created one, so only -1, not -2.

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