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[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №589
 27.12.2007
QQQ: Hi fool, how are you?and :)
www: oh how fun, hi-hi))) hihix))) uty-puty)) Huli need to?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №588
 27.12.2007
Nightwish: The Phantom of the Opera

Outside with Ma-A-Acoa
Inside and Inside,
Colored kra-a-ascoy
The wall of Gor-e-it.

and solo be-e-jezen
and exploded,
Orchestra of smie-e-eshan
I played moty-i-y.

A guard with ra-a-action
and the sirene,
Decorations in A-Action
I was a pu-y-yl.

He disputes with the wicked.
Looking in the eyes of A.
by Kulli-i-isami
I am a sa-a-am

to the scientist,
Odeon is not you.
and shredder included,
Inside the cats.

The doors are open,
The soul is.
The Ghost of O-O-Opera
and NIPE-E is

In the smoke of
I smoke calya-ya-yan
And the coal,
The whole of life is A-A-A.

The ticket is not yours.
and the fantasy,
I sit and read,
I will sleep with pot-o-o.

c) GiG

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №587
 27.12.2007
If I had two fuckles, I would put them both on the robot and put them!

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №586
 27.12.2007
This was brief to all my friends.
If 0 comes back, you don’t have any fucking friends.
If the 3 come back, take them away!
If 5 comes back, then you have a lot of fools on your contact list.
If 10 or more come back, you, fool, with full contact of fools!!! to

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №585
 27.12.2007
Odmins and progamers are like butterflies. Stretch the monitors in the dark and drive it away later.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №584
 27.12.2007
Oh yeah, you remember, when you were a little boy... Daddy, you were driving, you were in the back seat, you were looking out the window. And there drivers are sad, tired... You smile at them, and they start to smile and look much more fun!and :)
YYY: Yes, it was a good time...And now they’ll think it’s a pitch!and (

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №583
 27.12.2007
1: Where are you? Has Katie called?
I'm a shit, and I'm not going to fuck anyone, I can't do it!
1 of 1 :)?
2: fucking, fucking Nokia with my t-9 - I'm home, and I'm not going to call anyone, you call you better. and :-)
c) Yaaff

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №582
 27.12.2007
<Sextil> What are you doing?
<Ksyufka> Yes, I found a mosaic with Leopold on the balcony, I sit and collect
<Sextil> em. Khush, you are 25 years old. Maybe married?
<Ksyufka> and what a marriage!! The box is new! Not even printed!
<Sextil> aa.. well if only so O_o

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №581
 27.12.2007
From ASI
The xxx:
Mystery is fucking. The cow stands - the hole is ready, the bull comes in the ass of the duck. What is it? The child in the morning in kindergarten asked
YYYY :
Victor Ivanovich is fucking!!! Come back, we have a meeting in 15 minutes.

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №580
 27.12.2007
Dmitriy is blue! I stumble! O_O
Oleg: Who is that?
Dmitriy: I was taken away from the Shaurma! Fuck you!! O_O
Oleg: *exit from the fall* How is it?
Dmitriy: Well, on the break I went to the subway to shake up a little. I bought her mother and attaché to the side, I stand a little bit. The dog is sitting and watching hypnosis.
Oleg: Well and
Dmitriy: Yuli well. The second was behind me and I was sitting. So this second dog like fucking haffnet, so I scared haffchik and rattled out. The first quickly picked up and ran away.
Dmitriy: The pirate of Quitta. What silence
Oleg is blue! Sorry for the inconvenience of printing.
Oleg: You got to the Shaurman Hop Stop!
Dmitriy: The Mafia O_O

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №579
 27.12.2007
Mevlin> Ppc brother is growing (3 class). I teach him something ahead of school, he begins to penetrate in school.
My parents called (I went with them). As it turned out, my brother and the teacher had an interesting dialogue:
Where did you come out so clever?? to
To paint or to show you gestures?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №578
 27.12.2007
Mr: Yesterday was at the architect’s work!
Aunt is so rough that even the bullstery leads in the carcass)))

Peep: Drawing the backs?

Mr:Uhu..Really, I saw her opened Kadov sheet healthy, and on it randomly small tables are racked - payments, accounts of all kinds... she rules them with her hands, and then sets out - and sends them to print)))

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №577
 27.12.2007
Land: Everything that we have in Russia goes on television can be clearly described in two terms:
1st Full of shit.
2nd Full of shit.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №576
 27.12.2007
Myths: - Good evening, young man, you know that according to the bla bla bla use of alcoholic beverages is prohibited, you are fined...
The bottle is still closed!
Myth: You were going to use it!! to
(10 seconds pause for my craving)
I: - Well you, fucking, gather to punish me and we will disperse like ships in the sea!! to
(10 seconds pause for their swinging)
charged and gone

X – Colonel

[ + 163 - ] Comment quote №575
 27.12.2007
My friends told me a funny story yesterday. They have a Busya cat, and they love this cat... to smash toys.
Someone gave their daughter a funny toy – a mouse, you press on it, and she says, “I love you!” In the words of a familiar:
I wake up at night because of this toy. I think she's like a grandmother's daughter, who's playing with her? I get up, turn on the light, and there Busya fucking her in the whole roast, and the mouse cries: I love you!!! I love you!! I love you!!and "

** after reading the quotation pressed on the mouse and he wept
" and Let’s repeat"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №574
 27.12.2007
KLU
On the way to the universe, my way lies near the building, I am going therefore yesterday on the fence is written with a black balloon "hachi pidarasy". I’m going to the next day whoever has already posted "be careful!!!". I'm fucking afraid to go there now and suddenly the truth

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №573
 27.12.2007
I heard the following conversation between the two ladies in the subway:
Woman, why are you pushing?! to
Because you don’t have to be smart.! to
I can see that this is your motto for life.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №572
 27.12.2007
In the office of AyTishnikov goes a drunk - a day of energy. knock on the door - a girl comes in: "Where the acts of conviction carry", she polite answer: "in the neighboring office".
Five minutes later, she goes back to the office.
How to dress out?
A scream from the depths of the office:
Alt Eff four!! to

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №571
 27.12.2007
The parasite
I composed Haiku:

Mathematics pleases the heart.
As a gift in the early morning
The fucking bag.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №570
 27.12.2007
<Quaga> we lie in the chamber in the trauma department. boredom is impossible, so I was brought a laptop..new technologies,so to say interesting words))) Well, short in the chamber is another such a scattered as I read. With broken legs and a note (I only have one leg and a broken arm) in general, we have an intellectual friendship at a distance of 3 beds... in general, we communicate with him, as I understood for everyone in incomprehensible words.
Cami should understand the man in the plaster, well, I wanted to break down...and what do I have to keep this ugliness in me!!?... well, and here I so shrinking gave a pretty loud sound, the guy (who was shrinking) so sharply looked at me with a smile and repeated my feat, and then pulled out: "-Oh!!BLA..WiFi...the package arrived normally"...both fell into a wild and very painful considering our state of rust....this is not the end of the story..between us lay a man, forever silent...this Urupinsk issued the final phrase: "-Here is the uepki, I will put you a firewall on WiFi!!! to

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