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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №139986
 27.03.2017
X is fucking! Instead of Earth Hour, we had Two Hours of Chebureques under Whiskey and then Half Hour of Cognac with Chocolate on the Bridge.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №139985
 27.03.2017
XXX What is it?
zzz These are my favorite walking boots.
I didn’t know you were going on a journey.
Zzz I am going to Omsk.

[ + 28 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139984
 27.03.2017
at work. I go out to smoke. The snow goes... on the cigarette falls, in the mouth - in general, not a comilfo. And here, I am standing in a smoker, next to a large such a tree grows - without leaves, of course. I think, “Behold, summer will come, leaves will appear on the trees. I will then hide under the tree from the snow." And, after all, I started seriously thinking about this idea...

[ + 23 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139983
 27.03.2017
Man writes that 2 * 2 = 4. He has defects. He asks for what. He is said to be a fool and 2 * 2 = 5. A person turns out to be inadequate - instead of simply accepting someone else's opinion, he begins to argue, to prove something.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №139982
 27.03.2017
Xxx: neighbor at night watching porn with sound
Tell him about the headphones.
xxx: says that in the headsets feelings are not the same

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139981
 27.03.2017
The number of detainees at the anti-corruption rally in Russia has already exceeded the number of detainees for corruption))))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139980
 27.03.2017
I will answer:

We had one in one. It turned out that my grandmother had arranged a diversion. So I said, I don’t need the light, only to pay for it again. It was somewhat clever, we only dug up when the workers were really tired of waiting for us. Not everything can be so simple...

Miracles are everywhere. We do not have, as it turned out, babocks, but the city council has a miraculous power, one complaint, and immediately the hands of the handsless have grown. As yesterday left the claim, so at 2 o’clock in the evening the light is burning normally, without calls and accidents.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139979
 27.03.2017
from ZH

I should go to the oculist. I took the mannequin for the seller and addressed questions to him, and the live sellers at this time were hiding from me under the counter.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №139978
 27.03.2017
“The damage, unlike the lost trees in your overflow, does not exist in Earth Hour.

There is, and it is much larger than the thousands of seedlings there. Talk to employees of the energy sector, you will learn a lot of new things.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №139977
 27.03.2017
<@HenyTRk> there is some bold challenge in cooking pasta in the form of a steak
<@HenyTRk> Probably you need to drill a hole in the steak and stretch the pasta into the holes

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139976
 27.03.2017
One of the most remarkable fairy tales is that which states that history is a science.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №139975
 27.03.2017
Once, returning to work from lunch, found a missed phone call from a stranger in the city. I call back, they answer, “Morg is like that, hello.” The soul went to the heels, all possible desperate relatives flew in front of their eyes. I’m going with the spirit, “And you called me a few minutes ago, on what issue?” A noise is heard at the end of the wire, something is found out, a young girl gets the phone: "Oh, hello, and I called on your ad on the avito, you haven't sold the cat yet?"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №139974
 27.03.2017
I am not teaching dogs, I am teaching fools how to treat dogs. She can sit, lie, stand without you.
A very wise filmmaker.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №139973
 27.03.2017
soon to be blessed. On this day, people traditionally release birds from their cages. For birds, this human tradition is a real disaster.
People know that by buying a bird, they kill a lot of other birds that will be caught for sale again. Because when the birds are captured and overstretched, many of them are killed and killed. And when birds are caught in the early spring, almost all of them are weakened by long flight or harsh conditions of snow winter. Stress when catching itself is very dangerous, it greatly weakens immunity, leads to disorientation and slowing down reactions, and the "lucky" released will most likely become sick or become a predator's prey in the first few days.
You can not release those birds that stayed in cages in the winter. To return to nature, they need special training, long-term rehabilitation, they need to re-learn to find food in natural conditions and avoid dangers.
People come to the markets in cars. The luggage compartments are filled with cages in which unhappy birds beat. The cars are standing aside, filling the cages of the merchants. There are hundreds, thousands of birds sold on this day. And how many dead birds are left lying in the snow, thrown out by barks? What is the life of this little creature? A hundred rubles.
How to fight this trouble?
The most important thing is not to buy birds. Do not support murderers. To explain to people that in fact the tradition of releasing birds for birds in the spring is devastating!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №139972
 27.03.2017
<recurrent $ban> God, give all these arguments a sense of mind and a sense of humor. and money. You can’t, you can’t.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139971
 27.03.2017
Addiction: We have one show, "I am ashamed of my body" So there are such wonderful people full-comes with some p..my on the whole breast/belly/shoulder, this beauty on the whole country is shown, say-ayaya, dear spectators, never bring to this, go to the doctor as soon as it got sick-chested-capped. And then they ask the sufferer, why did you not go to the doctor? So we have a small city, suddenly whoever will see it will be ashamed" And now, of course, the scale is no longer that-now is not ashamed!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №139970
 27.03.2017
<South119> my sweet, brown forest...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №139969
 27.03.2017
26 March. The whole country is on naval rallies.
Local news:
"Tver again went out for a rally to defend animals from abuse" and a photo with a group of girls 20 men with posters with dog mouths.
First comment under the news:
"He is not you Barbos"!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №139968
 27.03.2017
The Earth

I don’t understand why I have Earth Hour. My bulbs consume five times less energy than ten years ago. The refrigerator, computer and TV are also more economical. I still pay more than 10 years ago. Because the monopoly monopolies regularly raise prices just like that.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №139967
 27.03.2017
Here everyone writes: Blue Whale, Blue Whale... Is it the same as Blue Oysters, or am I confusing something?

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