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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153984
 27.03.2020
More than two hundred years ago, the English physician D. Hill was elected to the Royal Scientific Society. After a while, he sent a report to this society with the following content: "One of the sailors on the ship on which I worked as a ship doctor had a broken leg. I collected all the fragments, placed them properly and poured resin and sludge water obtained when the resin was exhausted. Soon the fragments joined together, and the sailor was able to walk as if nothing had happened. In ancient times, the Royal Society spoke a lot about the healing properties of sludge water and dew. The message of Dr. D. Hill caused great interest and was read at one of the scientific sessions. A few days later, D. Hill sent a further message to the society:

“In my report, I forgot to mention that the sailors’ leg was wooden.”

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №153983
 27.03.2020
Epidemics and panic are best carried out at home.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №153982
 27.03.2020
In 1989 I had to travel from Moscow to Helsinki. One of my neighbors was a Swede, who, judging by his stories, visited almost the entire Soviet Union and visited almost all the Union republics. We talked, and I asked the most original question: "What do you like the most in our country?"

“Russian hospitality,” my interlocutor replied without thinking.

How is? “I cried out,” you said, having been to the Caucasus several times. The people of the Caucasus are famous for their traditional hospitality.

If you are invited to a house in the Caucasus, the table will be covered with the richest: the freshest fruits and vegetables, the finest meat, the unimaginable variety of dishes. The owner will get his best wine and will try his best to soothe the guest. During the evening, the host or one of his guests will say several times: “Have you paid attention to our Caucasian hospitality? This is our centuries-old tradition.”

If you are invited to a Russian family, everything will be much more modest. The observing guest will notice, however, that the hosts are somewhat confused that they cannot offer the guest more than they have. And if they are thankful for their hospitality, they will be truly surprised and someone will say, “Yes, God is with you. Go to the Caucasus, this is where real hospitality is.”

“It turns out,” my neighbor continued, “that Caucasian hospitality comes from tradition, and Russian hospitality comes from soul. It is, of course, wonderful when the people keep good traditions, but I like the Russian version somehow more, my casual companion concluded his reasoning.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №153981
 27.03.2020
Have you seen Putin’s response?
In whom?! to

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