I read Iliad Homer. This is shit, that is shit.

It would be great to take IQ alongside an avatar. Grass would be useful.
Slavik1c: And suddenly I won’t fit
We are talking about IQ, not ICQ.
Slavik1c: Isn’t that the same?
dmidek: will fit

YYY: Well, we can put an affiliation in Stockholm.)
xxx: Then they’ll think, if we’re so cool and international, why did we come to the conference in Barnaul?)))
Yyy: Raise the Russian science from the knees))))
Barnaul is not the knees!!!)))

On May 26, after graduation, in the corner of the house, I see a sad 10-year-old ecologist under the nose repeating the "old fool!"
It turned out, the grandmother drove out to school, such as "Summer has not yet arrived - go to school and don't walk!"
I had to go home with him, explain to my grandmother, as if she believed.

I just can’t help but share the beautiful JJ.

Today I used a fat remover for glass ceramics "Unikum".
And here is what a thought. If from the detergent, the hands with the squeeze fall to the floor, and the face of it is as if everyone in the house died a month ago, then, fucking, maybe it should not be used as a household chemical? And maybe it is worth warning about this immediately, rather than writing neutral "recommended to use gloves"?! to
Thank you to the girls from the salon who made me a super-megacle manicure. That is, regretting him, I started cleaning in the kitchen in gloves, which I never do (I don’t wear gloves, I do cleaning sometimes). This fucking man has eaten my finger!! And a lost!

The Oath of the Homeopath is a small lie dissolved in a large volume of verbal water.
<Rock-4> I had something like that, it was called "Diplomatic Thesis".

xxx> xsta, I have telepathy))
yyy> I have an apathy.
xxx> fucking you have won (

Quote from 28.06.12:
Discuss the possibilities of new batteries.

Android will now work not one, but two days.
YYY: We will probably add 4 more cores to correct this deficiency.

Yaya (today): Oh guys guys How right you were!!! to

I don’t understand why we have long-term planning, if they run up the top as if they were in office the last day.

The famous nuclear physicist Hariton said that he was asked about his military rank and whether he is registered in the military command. But since then the military rank – and he was at that time already the head of Arzamas-16, that is, the Soviet nuclear center, and all these army subordination things happened somehow automatically, he knew nothing about it.

And here is Yuli Borisovich Hariton, being a very responsible man, with clear ears, in a beret, such a little-small, came to the military commissariat at the place of the check-in in Moscow. He came, cluttered – there is a healthier captain, who at this moment speaks on the phone with his beloved, discussing, therefore, her knees and ass, and who, when he saw the little Chariton in this barrel, said: you guess, sit, grandfather, sit.

Hariton waited 10 minutes and finally said again that, you know, I should know what grade I am and whether I am registered. They said, “You’ve been told to wait, right?” Harrison waited patiently. Finally, 40 minutes passed, and the captain compelled to move his body there to the archive and the archive. And then, Hariton tells me, I heard strange sounds. I heard something fell, then I heard a thunder. Within a few minutes, the white-coated chief of the military commando, a completely white captain, came out to me – they all had their hands attached to the whiskers. They that he was in the rank: “Comrade General!” Moreover, Hariton himself told this without special emotions, since he did not give importance to such little things.

Journalists for the sake of the joke posted an announcement: "I sell a nuclear bomb...". Early in the morning, some strange Caucasians announced the announcement. Then came from the FSB. Third came an agitated buyer who just yesterday came from the warehouse.

Avast always reminds you: “Everything you do on your computer can be tracked by anyone.” I want to answer him:
Are you fed here?

Who thinks that someone has to build her life for a sad sheep. Do you want to stay in the sea and not want to live? Let him die. No one has to do anything for her.
Especially to get to know and work. Tea is not a disabled to splash on friends.

Do not go to her with advice. Do not go down entirely. If you don’t like the “soap on friends,” just turn around and go your way, and don’t shake a person’s brain with their “valuable opinions” like a bunch of angry thugs.

Drawing under one barrel:
Well fucking, if so, then there is a need for psychiatry, charlatans-psychologists will help nothing. And if a man went to a psychiatrist at least once, I would not recommend him even for the post of a courtier. and Naher. Full of healthy.

I have panic attacks. I am treated by a psychiatrist. Apart from the periodic attacks of suffocation, I’m a normal person with a high CPA. I hold myself and have no one. How do you order to survive?

The tax inspection of the film company Alexei Učitel, which the police initiated at the request of Deputy Natalia Poklonskaya, "is not something terrible and a method of pressure," Dmitry Peskov said.

How about checking it yourself? It is not scary.

I looked at a stranger. Interestingly, it turns out: he puts eggs that sit and wait for the sacrifice. Waited, strained, grew up, killed the carrier. Then they killed everyone they found, and they didn’t even eat—just broke it in pieces—and all. And then what? Well, he will lay the eggs, then he will die of hunger or of old age. And how many eggs are there failing again? Will somebody fly again? So it can wait thousands of years - the eggs will fade by that time. How he survives with such behavior - it is unclear - must be extinct long ago.

Recently I’m on a bus, followed by a Hindu and a Boho Russian.

The Russian:

- Brother, is it true that you have dirt, dirt and bodies swimming in the Ganges there in India?

The Hindu:

This is Kiev propaganda!

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If you look at the large, slowly falling snow and say not “Beauty!” but “Your own mother,” you need to clean the airport urgently.