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“General of Cossack troops” captured a “feet” from Mumbai

Everything in this story is fair, starting with the honest and true headline. There is a "general of the Cossack troops" by the name of Vlasov. So he decided that it would be nice to meet a beautiful girl and get acquainted. In the “Mamba”.

The acquaintance was successful. The general liked the girl. The girl liked the fact that she was interested in a whole general. The couple met and went to the general. The night was gorgeous, but in the morning Cinderella, that is, the fairy girl, disappeared.

In principle, we all know that real princesses do so so that the prince, well, or the general then finds them, passing through the thorns to the stars and then everything will be fine. But this is not the case. Because it turned out that along with the feather, 340 thousand rubles, the certificate of the general of the Cossack troops and the American passport disappeared.

After all, as it turned out, real Cossack generals do not live in the country of breezes and asses, but come here to visit from a more suitable for the life of the real Cossack America. At home, generals come to visit. Rest there, to spend the march. This time, the inspection did not go well.

And not sad. Because if General Vlasov passed to the enemies, then any patriotic fairy tale must punish him.

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