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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №84796
 27.07.2013
xxx: “There are incomprehensible quantum effects here, but in a concrete tangible form” — in other words, “he knows how it happened, but we will make it optical fiber!” :-D
YYY: A real engineering approach.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84795
 27.07.2013
lx> came Finnder
lx> well how I came, ran with the scream "I bear the salary in the name of the moon!"
Lx> I am thinking

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84794
 27.07.2013
She is a boy-baby. If a prince rides on a white horse to her, she will drive him off the horse and go to wet the dragons.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №84793
 27.07.2013
This Comrade :
to this:

The July. Summer in Russia.
It is time for the male flashmob to wash and change trousers and shirts once a week and at the same time to complain with the choir that the merchants avoid them only because they don’t have a fifth iPhone and a BMW.

— — — —

Strange, I am, daily washing, changing shirts, trousers, necklaces, having a tueva shirt and fashionable and just cool columns, always with fresh ankles, quite tired of this "and where do you work?" how the shit came to the market and chooses...
Nudge of such. It is easier to go to science and not think about girls.

Strange - you probably have some cruel complexes, since an innocent question causes such an inadequate reaction. Naturally, at the beginning of the dating people tell about themselves and learn something about the interlocutor, the question of the profession / work - from the category of "officials", with what here "the market came"?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84792
 27.07.2013
We are going to a gas station in Austria.
All posts tagged with: free wifi
We connect.
Ask to register.
Enter the email, all the data.
Almost what they say thanks for registration! Your password for internet access is sent to your email.

They do not beat!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84791
 27.07.2013
Dialogue with a friend:
Why do you all think of me as a prostitute?
Because you are a prostitute.
“No, I got up early today and took my beloved girlfriend to work.
Which one?
The fucking constant!
So which?
......

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84790
 27.07.2013
Li Shepard: Mother will not advise bad. Don't fuck in all kinds of mangas to get involved, you have to watch normal healthy porn - three blacks, an Asian and a little white goat!

Mauricio: The Alternative Story of Notre-Dame de Parí :D

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84789
 27.07.2013
Surprisingly, but in the modern world, the question "who do you work for" is considered synonymous with the question "How much do you earn?". I rush to notify you that the first question only means that the interlocutor is interested in the area in which you work, then you beat your interests and not necessarily that he is interested in the amount of bats in your pocket ) Or does everyone have such a shameful job that it is embarrassing to admit? )

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №84788
 27.07.2013
X: It feels like you’re working in a cultural capital. In the kitchen, colleagues discussed why ancient statues have small penises.
Y :DDD And what conclusion did you come to?
X: I read on the internet that there was such a fashion in those days, for kids.
Y is. Did those guys who had big ones buy a small horse?

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84787
 27.07.2013
xxx: Someday, and it will be very soon, my grandson will find me looking at his old photo albums of the distant 90s/00s and will be surprised: "Dad, what are you crying?", then I will answer - "I was born in the last century, Sascha...". And his tears in the eyes will start to turn, he will approach and strongly deceive me. Then I will be the happiest person in the world...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №84786
 27.07.2013

I’m not going to talk a lot about Linux, as I’m hardly joking about it, but people are scared only by the rumor that Linux is a system for programmers and hackers for many years. And in general, I have a few friends who are far from professional knowledge of computers, and even more programming, and they sit quietly on Ubuntu, everyone is happy! I think the windshield is approaching :D

Sergey
Smoke, people are scared of what to do with their hands. Linux without hands is like a garden without a grandmother. It is :)

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84785
 27.07.2013
The best friend for you is the perfect wife.
> I am sorry by Zebalo. The men end up.

The wife and should be the best friend, reliable, faithful and sharing interests.
Marriages based on "free to fuck" and "free to eat" do not last long.

A woman is also a human being, not a beautiful furniture or machine to produce offspring.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №84784
 27.07.2013
to this:
How tired you are, commenters! It is not important to know your opinion on any matter. Stop it, please stop. With respect, a constant reader.
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I hate them myself! Respect to you, plussadine!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №84783
 27.07.2013
Q: How polite to say "the furniture merchants"?
M: the bars
and polite
Tag: respected barbarians

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84782
 27.07.2013
Rainbow Dei: 1993 – We all play dancers and we can’t cheer. Nothing has changed in 2013.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №84781
 27.07.2013
From VK:

Today on the street I met a man in a costume who was apparently in a hurry.
On his forehead was written a mark with a child's handwriting: "Papa stand up," and next to it were painted flowers. All the passers looked at him and smiled, but he did not understand why such attention to him.

[ + -23 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84780
 27.07.2013
Sometimes I think how loyal I am, how loyal I am!
And then it falls home, once again in a row, neither greeting nor kissing, all of the incarnation of dissatisfaction immediately bounces at the computer, unable to wash one plate behind it...
And I think – and nahuya?

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №84779
 27.07.2013
The main purpose of female family blackmail in relation to her husband is sometimes paradoxical and is reduced to this: "If you love me, agree that the earth is flat, the multiplication table is incorrect, and the farce can be checked back."

[ + -10 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84778
 27.07.2013
If you forward-looking tell your man that they are indifferent to colors - it does not mean that the gift you will choose more original.
That means they will give you nothing.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №84777
 27.07.2013
Since I have been quoted about the attention of men, I will tell my own. I went to the hairdresser and my husband knew about it. I come to the salon, and there as it was, an emergency power outage. We call, they say, minute by minute. I sat and waited for my hour, re-registered for another day and went home. I come, take off my hat, my husband pulls his eyes off the screen and looks at me and says, “Well, it’s much better!”

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