Can’t lose weight by summer? Maybe you will recover by winter.

The “broken phone.”
We needed signs on the door with the inscription "Cassa". I go to the administrator.
- Order, plz, in the ACHO tables.
And what size?
I take the A4 sheet, bend it in half, show it.
and here. Half of A4. Everything is understandable?
Everything is understandable.
They bring in a week. Monster size 40 to 60 cm.
Are you really? – I ask.
What this? What I ordered, I brought.
What kind of thing did it look like, nothing suspicious?
and no. Our job is not to think, but to do.
I find out the path that led to this result.
According to the results, the administrator transferred the change and wrote "half A4".
The second administrator wrote in the ACHO "A4 half".
The A4 was divided into 2 and the A2 was received.
I ordered it as A2.

Then I read Murphy’s Laws.

The SMS:
I tried to transfer you 1000 rubles, but I failed. Try me, maybe you can do it?

With me on a term in one squadron served a couple: Pouh and Nebiok. They were called no different than "Phuy and not fucking" and put together on any work or costume. There was also a companion by the name of Razebayev, which, of course, everyone pronounced through a firm sign (the justice of which he proved by a personal example throughout his term of service). Well, at work, I met a man by the name of Corroeid. Ironically, he was the head of the materials quality department at a woodworking plant.