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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №157542
 28.01.2022
I came to take my first-class daughter from school. The teacher begins to say that Masha the girl is counted, but in all the examples cites Harry Potter, and the whole class has already settled on these books, that there are other books... then somehow strangely looked at me and translated the conversation to another topic. All the way home I told my daughter that there were many different books and heroes, and the Unknown, and the Wizard of the Emerald City, the Mummy Trolls, and that she would tell more about them. And then we came home and in the mirror in the hallway I saw that I was wearing a maid with the emblem of Hogwarts.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №157541
 28.01.2022
I remembered. 2013 was a year. I will not name the city. But the essence is this: I come to the station by train and agree to go with the face of an unnamed nationality. He sounds the amount of 500 rubles at first, and when he comes, he says that from me 2000. I shrugged and sent it in three letters, throw 500 rubles on the panel, get out of the car and go to the trunk to pick up the bag. But here this bad man with the shovel breaks down from place. I didn’t think long enough to call the police. Luckily, the crew was still outside of the department guard. They come in, put me in their bowl and in 10 minutes we intercept this mountain eagle in a traffic jamming. In short, for a long time, this eagle was fined (the march and mint cleansed it well). Is that what he thought? I still get bombarded by them when I see these calls at airports and railway stations.

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157540
 28.01.2022
I sit on the couch waiting for the doctor's reception at the IVF clinic, on the side of the box window, and the reception room on the other floor.

A scream from the other floor:

and galia! There now the sperm donor will come in a red jacket, pay him for one serving!

All present (man 10) turn their heads to the door, enters a guy in a red jacket with the face of the jacket color. The curtain.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №157539
 28.01.2022
The lower the ruler falls, the more worship he demands of himself.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №157538
 28.01.2022
Changed rights in the summer. Of course, a certificate from a psychiatrist is required. I don't know how in other cities, but we have to go straight to the psychic. I come, I go, I look for the office I need. And suddenly the look falls on the mirror in the hallway. It turns out that if you look at it from a certain angle, you can see some sort of dressing room, and there are two either trainees or just young nurses. Halatics removed, hanged on the hangover and stand, talk toples. The heat! Well, I have looked. A low female voice brought me out of the thunder: "Who's the man who walks without observation?" I look around, then in the mirror, and I realize that the fool is me. On me, the linen costume is expensive, but in the interior of the psycho he looks like a pyjama. And a stupidly happy expression of the face. Also, not shaved, but naked haircut! I got my certificate in a week.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №157537
 28.01.2022
Why did Miller be awarded the Hero of Labor?
Well, judge yourself: a person has a monthly salary of 158 000 000 rubles. Anyone else, in his place, would get such a salary once and in a month and would be fired. And this one – and goes to work and goes and goes and goes and goes...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №157536
 28.01.2022
Xxx: Sometimes you need to turn the hoodie. And you go into the warehouse, there was definitely a wire. Hera is there. Anything that is. But there are no wires. And you start crawling all the stuff and crafting something. And I have forgotten what the wire was and what you wanted to water there...



Yyy: The next day, you go to the shell for passages and get stuck in the wire that’s fucking everywhere.))

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