The sufferer:

I live in Peter for the seventh year. Jehovah’s Witnesses never knocked at my door. What am I doing wrong? Can I no longer be saved?

Better find previous tenants and ask them how they did so.
Don’t forget to sign up. Interestingly...

XXX: Wake up
xxx: sit down at the table, start divinity
xxx: a phone call from an unknown number
XXX: I remove the phone - immediately drop it
XXX: Calling back
xxx: "you are welcomed by the Company Conscience"
XXX: Hanging the Telephone
XXX: Getting Out of Divinity
XXX Opening of the Diploma

The shatterer in a car that pouches people with water on the sidewalk is just convinced of his impunity. Is there a number on the car? The driver to set up - zero problems, a claim to the court for damaged clothes and moral damage...Even my mom in Soviet times recovered from such a joke and on a cleaner, and on a new coat...And now it is even easier, everything in your hands, to wipe and cry, or fight...and one of my acquaintances raised the brick and lit him in the glass...fall! He did not catch her in the streets, car enthusiasts in the crossed terrain are very unstable...

I go to town today. stands the sign "stop is prohibited", under it a sign of the type "working evacuator". 3 meters of Coca-Cola. As he says, well, let me evacuate completely.

I had a coral here this weekend.
They wake me by knocking at the door.
on Saturday at 9:00
I wake up, I get up, I go.
These are the neighbors who pay attention.! to
They were asked to borrow a perforator and a duvel.
On the weekend... in the morning.
I even got confused somehow.
But the voice of reason won – did not give!

XXX How is it?
Yyy: Yes, at work I closed access to the VK, I am now sitting on the HH

"28 March 2017
In Russia, a massive invasion of ticks began before the deadline.

Take the snow carefully. There can jump out of there!

From the discussion of the request to block the Flibusta bot in the telegram

ClearAirTurbulence: That is. If the books are copied in Xerox and sent by Russian mail, will they also ban it?
Lietto: I think books cannot be copied on xerox, especially to distribute
Zibx: Strange, I was normally copied.

somehow: some people came out for an uncoordinated action on the appeal of certain persons. What they demand is unclear. According to the Ministry of Internal Affairs, 2 people took part in the action, of which more than a thousand were detained.

Theo: a familiar guy went to the Beauty and the Monster with two friends, then shoot at the background of the poster. I have #beautyandthebeasts.
I hope it won't come
Issue is :)))

Buy an apartment, and then like in Shastakov

You live in Moscow, work, rest, walk, sleep, eat - and all the time you feel that somewhere behind the Urals are hiding relatives. They feel like they live in Moscow. one one. In a 70 meter apartment. And you feel what they feel about that. Time is going. Property is expensive. And they do not endure. A practitioner comes to you. Some kind of triangle that remembers you when you were still weighing two kilos, and your parents, going to drink, threw you to the cat. Grandma brings home-woven half and a lot of archaic food. The home creme. Which breaks you into such a hustle that at work you take a vacation not to Turkey, as you wanted, but to sortry. When you go out, they are everywhere. The relatives. They even grow in boxes on the balcony. Three nephews, two bulls, shurin, swath, devre, teast, zyt, los, drink and rise! Aunt Olya with a monkey. Uncle Misha with a bald head and a curly ass. He walks around the apartment in your trousers and feeds everyone with the smell of his mouth. The unclear grandfather in the corner, never saw him, never moved, whether he is asleep, whether someone devout carries the powers with him.
And then you yourself become in the center of the apartment, drawing around yourself a small circle, raising your hand up with the passport opened on the page of the license, and saying, "In the Name of the Lord and the Law! Naughty! Get out of here!"
And all naked.

Discussion of raising the tariffs of the Ukrtelecom because of which people are massively disconnected.

XXX I understand! This matrix destroys the wired phones so that it could not get out of it.)

I had a scheduled medical examination today. Amused by the doctor otolaryngologist. After examining my nose, he concluded that my nose is very dry and there needs to be moisturized. The further dialogue:

What would you advise me doctor?

There is very good sr-vo Aquamar, nose spray, contains seawater, ideal for daily use, convenient to use, etc. and only 300 p.

I - and a simple salt solution of 30 p. for a bottle will not be suitable?

It will be 10 times cheaper!

Pause, my questioning look toward the doctor

In the sense, there is no seawater there...Iii.. However, (apparently decided to fully rehabilitate) buy just salt, but better sea, and give yourself the solution, the proportions I will write.

XXX: Fucking Fuck with Fuck
Winnie is crazy?
XXX: All Together
The fire wall?
I had a zonealarm firewall.
Something has been updated in the window today or in this alarm
Shortly this firewall began to ask again for all the rules of the program.
I had a password to change the configuration of firewall password in cypress.
And when I try to run a cypress, the firewall blocks it and says add a rule, just enter a password for me.
The Fucks Password in the Kipas
Well, I think I’ll take that firewall, I’ll take it to hell.
And he said to me: Nihua you invented, give me the password.
I say, go, I will take you out of the safe regime.
He says: Well, let’s try it.
I tried, as if removed, all OK, but the firewall in the aftermath whispered straight into my heart
The network does not work!!! to
Neither Ezernet nor Wai Fa.
Reinstalling drivers does not help.
Removing the network doesn’t help.
Dancing with the drum to the ass.
But I’m a bitch and read on some of the forums that this evil firewall leaves behind a service that weighs and blocks the entire network.
Two teams were rescued.
netcfg -s n
netcfg -v -u cp_ndislwf
Thank you all, I am sleeping.

Do not spoil coffee with cognac, drink it without coffee.

I am a seller of cosmetics and hygiene products. Now a buyer came in - a representative man with a gray "Lenin" beard, asked for a gel for the intimate hygiene of a woman, I recommended with a salmon extract. The buyer replied slightly confused:
No, I don’t need a salad! I have a beard from him... in blue color.
The mystery of the blue beards revealed))))

Building stadiums for the Russian national team is like building a bedroom where you will have your wife in front of you.

On the forum a picture hanged, heavily damaged by compression artifacts, and below it a comment:
O Lord, have you run on the shackles, right?

xxx: people, how to add a text to the picture?

YYY: In any graphic editor.

zzz: you can dim and make a presentation slide, any texts and characters are inserted into the slide

www: and you can upload the image in Excel, format cells in the appropriate size, insert text, color cells in the desired color, make a print screen, insert in photoshop, cut, save as jpg, archive in rar and send by email... but why?

Kill them with all the words

>> If a thin girl weighs 50 kg

A fat girl is 40 kilograms. Fifty is a giraffe.

35 and no more. Emergency to anorexize!