A young courier came to work with us. A week later, he came with flowers, went to the production department, on the bottom floor, gave a bouquet to one of the employees, kissed the cheek and went to work. He meets him in the elevator. and security. He said, “What a beautiful bouquet you brought today. And who is Mary? Be careful, she’s married, you know? She also has a child! Do you know too? After a few days it became clear that the courier was her brother :) Troll from God)

All this vanity around the Telegraph reminded me.

He served in the Far East, the television received Chinese programs. One day, individuals came and knocked the buttons on our ancient Rubin. We found China on the 6th button. They got the solder, spawned the mood resistor from under the 6th button. have gone. We shrugged our shoulders, twisted the fifth button, set to China, and continued to watch. Not that there was something very interesting there, just from the principle. So we live :)

xxx: Yesterday I came out of the parade - a painting with oil: a man dressed in a suit, fighting with bombs.

YYY is colorful. Peter is straight. Moreover, it is likely that the man in the costume is, on the contrary, a bumerang, and the rest - just not)))

XXX: As you would say, it happened! ... →

I have a acquaintance. The most genuine Jew with the big letter E. Red-haired sensible little, in the head of a bunch of earnings schemes, love for my mom's freshman.

Then I asked him for a couple of transparent bottles:

Everyone loves the halloween. Why is this a national idea?

He replied with a thoughtful thought:

There is no. Jews are about savings. Here to buy a bouquet to your lady, trading for 500 instead of a thousand, it is Jewish, but to spire it with a "challenged" bowl, my friend, it is already a scam.

My mother took me to a psychiatrist at the age of 10. I asked what was wrong with me.

The psychologist replied that everything was okay with me, and something was wrong with her.

Two different types of people interpret the word profit in different meanings.

A joke or a drama. of Novosibirsk. A flock of 17-year-old children climbed to the roof and began to go down what was fun. On the family, walking down, joyfully crumbling dropped a spade, hitting the father, who carried a baby in his arms, a spade in his head. Have fun! ? ? ? The man in anger broke the bastard's jaw. The baby! 17 years in total! The Baby B.D. And the funniest thing that will be judged is not the fools, for the attempt to kill two or more persons, not the cattle of their parents, who gave birth and raised animals, but the man who dared to offend the cattle. A fun day. b.

Why do cigarette packs have such scary inscriptions and pictures? My kids are smoking!

Interview: “Tell me a little about yourself.”

I said, “Maybe I will not. I need this job.”