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[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156514
 28.06.2021
At first we were afraid of covid, then vaccines, and now we have to be afraid of the vaccinated. They will everywhere and freely and without masks and crowds scatter their virus across the country.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156513
 28.06.2021
I work for one company in Europe, filling out long questionnaires about myself. One point: the race to which you are classified. I am a programmer, but not a fool, I read newspapers. I know that being white is not very profitable. But to call himself black, the hand does not rise. Fortunately, there is an option - a mixed race (the Indians there some or something else). Calling from HR: what a joke? I am justified that I am not educated in this matter, we, I say, in school, in the USSR, racism was not taught: how to correctly divide people. The HR officer long snoops: well - you will be mixed!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №156512
 28.06.2021
- Rabinovich, why do most deputies do nothing for the good of Russia?
Interference in the internal affairs of Russia by foreign nationals is prohibited by law.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №156511
 28.06.2021
There was a beautiful, long-legged blonde. Communicated occasionally, sometimes intersected, beer drinks went, I was mostly lazy to take care of her, she was with claims, flowers of a taxi and all that, so I did not try, and she did not initiate. But still, like an ordinary person, I sometimes just wanted to drink a beer. After one such meeting with beer, she asked to spend the night, some relatives went there, the children gave them the best places, and her ancestors drove to sleep somewhere in the summer kitchen on a mattress on the floor. I lived alone at the time, in my own monastery as a king, and slept on a large double bed. I agreed in principle without hesitation. Not every day long-legged blondes come to bed with you.

Well, in general, I cooked dinner, the table was covered, the romantic brought up as it could. We got tired, it was time to go to bed, I gave her a shower towel, everything seemed to go to sex.

And then she declares that she is really very tired, does not sleep with guests, feels bad, only wants to sleep and urges me not to stick. Without hands and anything.

Okay, I thought, the lady asks. She really needs to stay overnight. I’ll go gentlemen and sleep.

In general, she washed, hung her drying clothes on a towel dryer and jumped into bed in one towel. I followed her and slept safely.

tk. The final post for the League of Fools is obvious.

In the morning she woke up first, rather dressed up and stated that I was not a man, not even trying to get her, went offended knocking the door.

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