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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156683
 28.07.2021
xxx: You guys, we’re over them, but we’re lucky that in our childhood there wasn’t internet and YouTube. My brother and I in childhood fucking exploded self-made magnesium petards and whispered, and a cousin curled on burning light bulbs. Well, there was no tickotka and youtub then.



YYY: One time they sucked the crowd into a bottle of carbide, threw it and hid behind a bowl, and she didn’t say anything. One ̶d̶o̶l̶b̶o̶e̶b̶d courageously went her to check and she, of course, siphoned him in the pants. He was chased by Buratino three years later, because a bottle of this lemonade was underneath him.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №156682
 28.07.2021
I want to clarify - are the turners in the pursuit those who do not take bribery or vice versa?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156681
 28.07.2021
In Tbilisi there is one interesting tradition that almost no tourist knows about. And the locals who prefer taxis and their own driving are unlikely to know about it. It is connected to the Tbilisi metro.
At first, I didn’t pay much attention to the boys who were struggling with the turnikets. Few are waiting for someone, or want to jump through for free when the controller turns away. Then he began to notice that people coming out of the subway sometimes give them their cards so that they can pass at their expense. A strange form of charity, I thought, and almost forgot about it.
I remember when I recently travelled with my Georgian friend. We climbed the ladder up to the Rustavelli hall. The turnikets just spotted such a young man with an apologizing face. My friend, without saying anything and even without carrying his eyebrows, extended him a card. The guy whispered at her turniket, returned a friend and ran down to the trains. I decided to clarify.
“Tell me, my friend Gio, did you just give him a trip for 50 tetris?
“No,” Gio laughed in response. I missed it for free.
Of course, it’s free for him, but you paid for it right now?
Free in the sense that it didn’t cost me anything either.
How is it so?
And then my friend Gio told me such a story. This tradition is called the “givardцахli”. For a long time, on the Georgian Military Road, in its most dangerous places, there were guard posts. They collected a fee from the passers, spending money on cleaning the crusts, cleaning the snow, protecting against the bandits.
But not everyone had money to pay for the road, and sometimes it was vital to go. Then there was an obscure rule: if you could pay not only for yourself, but also for the poor man who froze on the sidelines, then in the guard post, the pay was taken only from you. And you missed it for free. of Guardzacli. Do you understand?
I cried, remembering the word. Vladimir Ivanovich Dal slunged a pencil and wrote "rejuvenates, soon completely freezes."
And when they introduced the card payment system of the subway in exchange for outdated tokens, they remembered this custom. We want to remember our ancestors. Continued by Gio. - You go in, attach a card from the turniquet, and for 50 tetris you can drive for an hour and a half as many times as you want. It turns out that at any station you can get out and immediately get back in, and it is free.
I can’t go in, but anyone else.
and exactly. This is not taken into account in the system. You go out, attach a card again to the entrance, and pass free of charge anyone who can’t pay for their trip.
and Guardzacli.
and yes. It is easy to do good when it is worth nothing.
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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №156680
 28.07.2021
At the 21st election, the slogan "No voice to scammers and thieves" was recognized as extremist and undermining the foundations of the constitutional system of the Russian Federation.

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156679
 28.07.2021
Xxx: I have a colleague. He was attacked by a nightmare. It was 10 o’clock in the evening, he went out to the store under the house to buy bread and from this store he was accepted, as he approached according to the description. They loaded it into a buchanka, the people were already sitting there, and they took it to the department to the other end of the city, and there was an identification. A woman was robbed and her bag was cut off. She did not recognize anyone and was released. The time is 12 o'clock at night, with no phone, no money, except for a little bit of bread, and he is at the other end of the city) Therefore, they say that it is harmful to eat at night)

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №156678
 28.07.2021
Xxx: Statistics of accidents involving electric self-driving vehicles are being supplemented in Kuban. A young driver of this popular mode of transport was injured.

A woman allowed her 13-year-old son to ride the road in an electric car. She said she would follow him in a car and look after him. However, at some point, the mother confused the pedals – pressed the gas instead of the brake – and struck the baby.

The boy is in resuscitation in severe condition.



Yyy: A very difficult abortion happened.

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