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[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158424
 28.07.2022
The current place of work was recommended to me by a friend as I went for promotion in a related organization. I came therefore for an interview immediately with my immediate boss bypassing the Eichar. He ran through the eyes of the resume and immediately stated: all okay, let’s go to the director.

After examining the resume, the director asked to tell about himself in two words.

And I burned:

- I am an alternative version of Ivanov (this is my predecessor, with whom we are still difficult)

Good thing, go make up.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №158423
 28.07.2022
The victory over your own laziness is a vivid example of the Pyrrhus victory. The winner has to work.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №158422
 28.07.2022
The Invisible Bus

There are sometimes miracles with buses in Moscow. You are standing and waiting at the stop. The website says it will be in five minutes. Time passes, there is no bus. And here it turns out, according to the message on the website - he just passed. Just an invisible bus. This happens once and not twice.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158421
 28.07.2022
Respect people with glasses. They paid money to see you.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158420
 28.07.2022
Xxx: How did these dawns ride under the windows? There is such an individual who lives in our area where he chases every day at 10-12 at night, and I have not calculated it yet. When I find where it is parked, I will pour the hose with mounting foam.



Don’t forget to ride the motorcycle too.

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