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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117858
 28.08.2015
From the book "Ancient History. of Greece. The Lectures"
Two thousand years ago there was war in Greece. The rural population, the peasants fled to the cities from robbery, hunger, threats to life. In the cities, hunger and illnesses began due to food shortages and crowding.
It was decided and implemented at the city forums. Population of little use for war, defense (women, children, old people, including) were collected, and on boats-barges sent to sail to places remote, understood and not very.
Several ships from Mileta landed on the Kerch peninsula, laying the settlement of Peloponnese (Kerch).
For about fifty years, the colonists lived peacefully in the earthquakes, grazing goats, growing grapes.
After a dispute with the Scythians, losing in arms (short swords against horseback archery), the Greeks were forced to fence the settlement with walls of stone, to build stone structures.
The war lasted five years.
After the children of the leader of the Scythian tribe and the leader of the Greeks fell in love with each other and proved love with a willingness to die, the peoples reconciled and made friends.
The Greeks taught the Scythians to drink wine. The Greeks were taught to smoke grass.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117857
 28.08.2015
This is not a system characteristics, it is a system of characteristics.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №117856
 28.08.2015
Give me 18157, thank you for raising my self-esteem. Against the backdrop of people like you, I even felt like a nicky alpha.

You complain that a real man needs to extinguish enemies or crush a bunch of babies. And this is in our time, when in some centuries there was an opportunity to heights in the business that you really like, regardless of belonging to the class. Should we say that in earlier times there was no choice - smelled or pulled a lifetime, like a sweet, and nobody would ask you.

And finally pleased the passage that ‘feminism and emancipation have achieved morally’. Agree, it is unpleasant when you are not burned with desire in the pop shower 24/7 for one fact of belonging to the "strong sex".

A bad dancer knows what prevents. You seem to be a bad dancer.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117855
 28.08.2015
Travelling with a child in Bulgaria. Standing in a row in the supermarket, I look at a stand with children's books, my kids are already tired. I noticed a couple in Russian and joyfully pulled my hands to one of them, with funny mohnatas on the cover. It was called somehow fun - "Pyrzhiki", it seems. I opened the door in the middle and looked at the phrase: “When they were nervous, they curled.” I read the phrase three times, I think I put the book in place.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117854
 28.08.2015
You have a mess in your head.
It rolls and rolls, and the thoughts in those bubbles that have reached the surface and touched with a characteristic smell, I immediately speak out loudly.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117853
 28.08.2015
XHH: I used to think that the toughest discipline methods "Wake me up in the morning" were from my mom.
HH: Until I got married.
Then a daughter was born :)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117852
 28.08.2015
YYU: I downloaded the Terminator and tried to find it in the download folder for a long time. The file was named 5riklucheniya.Elektron1ka.2015

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №117851
 28.08.2015
Vadim: I am the King
Vadim: I stand for all the men on the planet
I said to the girl:
You are so cool, beautiful and understanding... I hope I can find a wife like you"

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117850
 28.08.2015
A little wolf in the room deals with a tablet given to his grandmother and grandfather. From the kitchen:
Okay, Google, show me the racing! Okay, Google, show cool cars! Okay, Google, show me my aunt Pop!! to
The tablet was taken, the child was sent out to the street, to explore the world with peers)))

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117849
 28.08.2015
XX: We live in Russia. Only we can go to Yaroslavl for mcado and find a printer on wifay.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №117848
 28.08.2015
I now understand what it takes to suddenly become twice as rich.
suffering from unexplained amnesia
No need for money
Do not wash the floor in the house for more than a year
And, of course, with the dollar.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117847
 28.08.2015
The article titled "Whatever you start teaching now, in 5 to 10 years it will be outdated." The comments:
I studied Java from 1 course.
I taught Yeshua.
And I boiled.
I am good.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117846
 28.08.2015
Hyperloop on the Hubble.
and QQ:
Is it so conceived that only dystrophics can move along the passage?
by www:
Apparently, this is a natural defense against people whose weight can destroy the supports of the tunnel.
Don’t forget that this is happening in the United States.
Eeee :
will be condemned. Remember the loud case when someone didn’t fit in the plane seat?
The RRR:
Easy ways to get rich:
1st Go to USA.
2nd Broaden the door wide.
Three All to judge.
and TTT:
4 is dying from health problems.
YYYY :
5 is Condemning Doctors

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117845
 28.08.2015
We will praise for centuries the man who invented smart angles. If something is put on a corner or put on a corner, it is solid. But if a part of something alive, such as a knee or a little bitch, is rapidly approaching it, the angle becomes soft.! to
YYY: What if the little bitch approaches the corner where something stands?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117844
 28.08.2015
Often the wider a person's smile, the larger the stone behind his sinuses.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №117843
 28.08.2015
My wife works at the Palace of Culture. Following her words.
“Yesterday we had a large room filmed by a general of the police. The guards rushed. In the hall were placed conspirated mints in the state to guard against extremists. The general comes. The hall is sitting. All mentions in the state stand up. Idiots around »

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117842
 28.08.2015
“Friends Americans, can you tell us, the Russians, how to overcome the unfavorable circumstances?
of Economy. Just the economy.
and thanks. Icons are like icons.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №117841
 28.08.2015
The Kenyan himself, with the help of videos on YouTube, learned to throw a spear and has now won the world championship.
He says you won’t find a coach: in Kenya, all are runners, not throwers.

Xxx Figase, that Kenyan could have been me!

Yyy, that’s the power of the Letsplays!

I watch a lot of porn.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117840
 28.08.2015
My friend saw my cat for the first time! I began to scratch it and peel it - this white and blushed piece was crazyly pleased.
A: The cute cat!
I (the cat): Seed, what a stupid fool you are!
Q: Why is the cat called Seed?
Because he is a cat!
Q: How is a cat? He has a breast!! Are there any cats???! to

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №117839
 28.08.2015
Why do you hate homosexuals so much, have they done you something bad, or are you just a homophobe?
YYU: I’m not a homofob, I’m a developer, and I’m upset that some use a simplex port only for output as an input port. This is wrong and stupid. Use the ass for input is possible only in exceptional situations when it is necessary to make a settlement.
xxx: From all that you said, I just realized that you, the developers, are doing the adjustment through your ass.

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