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[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №157546
 29.01.2022
Do you complain about a boring movie? You might think your life is more interesting.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №157545
 29.01.2022
We decided to go to Toulouse. A week before the trip, she told her husband, “I feel like someone is waiting for me there. “I am late for a meeting!” My beloved is silent. When we arrived, we decided to go to the store. We stop, get out of the car, and a small piece of wool runs to meet me and blows. He hugged me with his legs and shrugged. I got into the car after the invitation. It was a pure Burmese cat. We dropped it a week before we picked it up. No one was there, they were waiting for us!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №157544
 29.01.2022
The most naive natives not only exchange the gold coils for glass coils, but also give the coils for storage to insidious merchants back into boxes for security. However, they are no different from other indigenous people, who exchange oil and gas for green papers, and the papers are stored in the same boxes where the boxes already lie.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №157543
 29.01.2022
My sister, when she was 12, came home from a drawing group (worked hard, wanted to become an architect). Sitting at the table for lunch, Dad asks her, saying, What did you paint today? The sister pulls out the soup and calmly answers, “The naked man from nature.” Father, I have to say goodbye, but I was slightly drowned. It turns out, the head of a man of a gipsy nature - Plato or Aristotle, I do not remember. The painting was beautiful

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