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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №158896
 29.10.2022
xxx: A friend told that his ex-wife with moral principles typically does not change in the relationship, on the second date when they were at his house and everything was already going to sex, straight on the bed they were, she went to the bathroom and minutes after 5-7 returned and they started to fuck, one then and didn't give any importance, well apparently what hygienic procedures she did or what, and only after 5 years she told him why she went there, at this point she still had a guy to whom she called to say that they are separating, literally a minute before jumping on a new guy)) but technically yes, in the relationship she did not change

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №158895
 29.10.2022
At the age of 18-19 in our company there was a girl, so to say, "easy behavior". We all knew about it, her friends and I. My boys and I even determined the order. The case is young. So I got the right to the first “Night.” In general, I invited her to myself, a sher-shevel, kisses, hugs began. Suddenly she stops and seriously says, “I’m not a prostitute, I only sleep with my boyfriend!” From surprise, I even stunned, but she immediately said, “Will you be my boyfriend?” What I still have to answer, 18 years, the "gun" is lifted. Of course, I agree with everything.



We did what we gathered for and she left. The next day, my friend came to her. She calls me and honestly says, “Sasha offered me to meet here, let’s break up? “” I generously give good to Divorce. Everyone is happy, the girl followed the principles, we followed the order.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158894
 29.10.2022
Xxx: I went to the army in a plateau on a sidewalk. I was down, and on the upper shelf the grandmother was ugly. She said nothing to me, not even hinting how it was difficult for my grandmother to climb up, she went to the conductor, and she went to the lieutenant who brought us up. And all three came to me with almost a ride to say I gave up my grandmother's lower regiment. I was a little distracted by the situation, but reluctantly agreed, the more the lieutenant insisted a little. Since one hernia lower sidewear is not a gift too, especially in the compartment next to the door to the tampon (toilet there). Well, in fact, in the evening, someone of the passengers was drunk with wine, he became ill and he in an attempt to bring to the toilet covered his mouth with his hand and on the way the pressure exceeded and he bled all the place and her including. I’ve never been so happy with the upper side of the toilet.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №158893
 29.10.2022
Once in Sweden, such a case happened (it was told in a reality show on television). One man told him why his conscience tormented him:

When I was a kid, my friend and I decided to run a hamster on a parachute from the balcony of a high-rise house. We smashed the basket, parachuted, put hammer in the basket and let go. But the unexpected happened. The wind picked up our parachute and took it somewhere far away. I still cannot forget that. How could I have done so...? Suddenly there was a phone call in the studio. The caller asked:

Did it happen in that year? The man replied affirmatively.

When was the summer holiday in Stockholm?

“Yes, yes,” the man hurried.

I know what happened to your hammer.

What happened to him?” I could not believe the surprise guest.

“My daughter asked for a hammer for a long time,” the woman continued. I told her once, don’t even ask. We will have hamsters only if God Himself gives you them. The little girl raised her hands to heaven and said:

God, give me a hammer! We went to the city for a party. Suddenly my daughter says:

“Mom, I think God has answered the prayer! Look at it!” And right from the sky on the parachute, a hamster in a basket fell into her hands.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №158892
 29.10.2022
Women, remember: no gloss for the lips will ever compare in effect to the gloss of the eyes!

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №158891
 29.10.2022
I have a friend. Since childhood, I counted every penny, hid everything and gave it to no one. The age did not change him. I tolerated this disadvantage, nobody was perfect, but he was still fun and kind. I went to the hospital and the car crashed. My parents are in another country, can’t come, I don’t have money, I call him. In an hour he was already with me, all my procedures were paid, and there were 200 thousand! After spending the whole day with me, he left with the words, “To you on your birthday.” I hadn’t even eaten sweets before.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №158890
 29.10.2022
Imagine that we have no corruption.
Has corruption already been overthrown?! to

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