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[ + 103 - ] Comment quote №621
 29.12.2007
[14:10:26] <northonika.> Bad_Rabbit: now there was a crowd of students, a man ten, singing with an unstructured male choir "the idea of soldiers on the gooorood..." I am in tears of you)

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №620
 29.12.2007
xxx is.
This weekend will be a new year.

YYYYY
Stop in these???? to

xxx is.
Good morning!

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №619
 29.12.2007
XXX: The protection of the course?
XXX is no. I will not protect her!
XXX: Let it run out!

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №618
 29.12.2007
I am running home today. In my head 1 thought is to bring those 3 beers that I have in the toilet without splashing. In the mouth a chewing machine, in the hand the key from the apartment. Running through the 4th floor, I am on the 5th, splashing a gum in my hand and throwing to run into the window opened on the stairs and... dancing under the door with the gum in my hand slowly catching what it was there behind the window.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №617
 29.12.2007
Cheburashechka
by zd :)


Mbishko
Hi to)


Cheburashechka
How is it?


Mbishko
It’s soft and soft, and yours?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №616
 29.12.2007
Timus sits and looks closely at the cat who bites the rooster going to the comp.
<+MARIWA> timus: this is cut off from the net. is verified.
Timus Quit (Ping timeout)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №615
 29.12.2007
Preparing for Philosophy.
From the net texts.
In the word, almost all sentences are highlighted in green - "possible sentence not agreed" and "the sentence is long and possibly difficult to understand";

I sit down and think, fucking why nobody told the authors of these texts :*(

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №614
 29.12.2007
Do you have a Microsoft Office license?
No, I only have the usual.

Russia, her mother

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №613
 29.12.2007
I love the linux.
Half an hour fucking with video codecs in the journey to.wmv view. No player has lost normally. I installed everything from the repository that is only somehow related to the reproduction of the video... fucking.
In the end I was desperate... for fun, let me think I will open the browser. What would you think? Scuco lost in Mosul without any problems! Even in full screen!! to
Torvalds, you are a genius of perversion. I take off my hat.

The programming of the fire fox =)

c) Sandr1x

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №612
 29.12.2007
Shurik =) (14:29:43 25/12/2007)
Go to NG
The Day (14:31:18 25/12/2007)
It is different from ordinary drinking.
Shurik =) (14:32:00 25/12/2007)
This is cake :R
The Day (14:33:02 25/12/2007)
and hi. I will come)

[ + 143 - ] Comment quote №611
 29.12.2007
We are sitting on a pair on a matan, we can't give up the bill.The young prede says:
Do you mind if I smoke in the window while you decide?
Voice from the back:
Fuck, if you even fuck your grandmother here at the parties right now, just put the bill!

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №610
 29.12.2007
We go to the store by car. Because of the turn of the nine with an emergency wire, to which the eye is attached.
What a man’s trail!
No, this is a brick :)
Wild laughter... we go further... because of the twist of the tractor, behind the same scheme trolleybus...
All of them: Heracles Brooke! These are the ponts...

[ + 117 - ] Comment quote №609
 29.12.2007
A student with a undercourse on a flash drive 15 minutes before the time of Ch. I send to the inst for information with the words:

It makes sense to run anyway, 3 points for persistence. If you like the course, I can do more.
I must like it!! When I read it yesterday, I liked it!! to

I have to put it =)

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №608
 29.12.2007
1: fucking, the stitch almost killed the telephone operator
1: this fox before the servant put a stack of vodka covered with bread
2nd : :-)
1: Servaq in the Rubut has left
I will put him before the ATS.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №607
 29.12.2007
She: Leo, here you are sitting, and I have a terrible trouble.
He: What is it?
She: the printer is not working, and I have my lips to hand over... help me
Is it labs? Okay, I will soon
He: boy, we'll decide everything afterwards, I'll go fuck girlfriend
Blue is a fucking shit.
There is another one!! Printer to repair.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №606
 29.12.2007
You are a wicked, cruel blooddrinker :)
Mal3pogu: Yaya Camargue? :D

[ + 159 - ] Comment quote №605
 29.12.2007
Which aunt is coming?
Number or shit?

[ + 93 - ] Comment quote №604
 29.12.2007
Thats a pipe. Only we can formulate such laws.
The implementation of the general plan of the settlement is carried out on the basis of the implementation plan of the general plan of the settlement.
I would like to ask the author "Okay?"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №603
 29.12.2007
Heat is dead! Burn in Hell!
No. XXX: You are dead :)
Heat: what if you all your life set up the BeOS 96 year release to work with IPv6 and run there without the windows application.
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NoXXX: what if you had all your life 19 releases of the platform 1C under the view launched
Heat: what if you were always on the gprs with one stick of the net in the net
NoXXX: what would you use a mobile phone with RTL interface
Heat: that you go to the island for a playboy party, and there old Soviet programmers remembered youth, all the girls fled, and you stayed.
No. XXX: what if you got on the “strange porn party” that you’ve long dreamed of, and it turned out to be gay!
Heat: what if you jumped out of the cake on her
What do you want to eat this cake? :)
Heat is well)

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №602
 29.12.2007
I watched a fishing program on TV. Pendos tells about a lake somewhere in Pendostan (with pride): "The Upper Lake has an area of 84 square kilometers. It is the largest in the world by surface area among lakes with an area of about 80 square kilometers.

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