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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №75061
 29.12.2012
Proff: The last attempt to play a computer game was epic when I put GTA IV and thought about playing friends to ask which keys to plug and turn on.

Proff: They are still bullied. Well, at least refrained from the question of how to obtain a gun permit...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75060
 29.12.2012
From the clan chat browser game:

Who’s in the mood for the New Year?
-Not at all, all holidays work, 1 January morning to start, * ambulance * without weekends...
-You are in an ambulance, and I am a cook in the kindergarten (always needed people) will agree?
You are treating, we are treating.)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №75059
 29.12.2012
And we have grown from trees and shrubs near the house and in the summer there is also one comrade naked and in a coat. We are already accustomed to him. And even hoping to see him in the cold weather. Everything in the world is changing, but the man between the trees is not. It is pleasant))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75058
 29.12.2012
In general, when I saw the Nissan Juke for the first time, I immediately thought that not only our children know how to blow a frog through a pine.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75057
 29.12.2012
There are strange writers working on Wikipedia. In the article on the nasal cavity no illustration (in an English-language article at least there is). But here in the article about the soppy photo of a semi-dry goat with a large plan. As if anyone could calmly look into the nasal cavity and see how everything is inside, but no one has ever seen a goat in their lives.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75056
 29.12.2012
Comments on the tablet from the website of one online store:
The thing!! to
Advantages: Design, battery - no comments at all, the display - just a fairy tale... can be listed to infinity!
Disadvantages: I can’t take away my wife.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75055
 29.12.2012
Recently, when I came back from work, I fell under the wet snow. I went home for a long walk, and during the time I was walking, I had time to form on the roads. Well, on the approach to the house, as you must remember, I begin to descend from the hill.
xxx: I decided to shake the old: I ran out, got up on the ice and drove at full speed from the hill on my two. It was fun: the wind, the wind, the snow in the harry... And here I notice that somehow right on my troubled path at the foot of the hill arises a small container filled with garbage and fuck it knows, what else. Per he himself turned (he was on the wheels), maybe he put a hz. Of course, I didn’t have time to react to him.
xxx: In short, now for me the expression "looking into the shit shit" also has a literal meaning. :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №75054
 29.12.2012
Record on the wall of the official group Beeline in VK:
Hi all of you! My name is IRA, I am 9 years old. I have to play the role of a bee in the school for the new year!! Dear Billy! Please help me with the costume!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75053
 29.12.2012
Yesterday with friends at work discussed the movies, and I decided that I need to sit down and watch the movie "Remember all" is the year. Well, as usual, I make a note in the calendar on my phone for tomorrow. The evening was corporate. Today in the afternoon I wake up from a reminder where it is written "Remember Everything". For a couple of hours I was even afraid to call my colleagues to ask what happened yesterday? and :)

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №75052
 29.12.2012
One is fucking!
Do you know that mates are damaging to your DNA and that will have a bad impact on your children?
And that’s what a man with two higher educations says.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75051
 29.12.2012
Working for Mr. Companies engaged in trade. There are 20 careers, one of which is Royal (Royal Career Management), the director is a man named King. And his chief engineer is Pop.)

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №75050
 29.12.2012
(29.12.2012): Long live the age of high-tech with people living in it hoping for an alarm, with the function of repeating the days of the week, in their phones!
Today he slept to work and was awakened by a sleeping wife. For the first time I got to work without traffic jams, as the others, apparently, have not yet awakened.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №75049
 29.12.2012
One day, the cat told us to go with our meat.
She sat on the olives.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75048
 29.12.2012
On the way from work, she recalled that she promised her superiors to go to a small shopping center near her home to find out how to order electricity from them by catalogs. I go in - no one on the first floor, no sellers, no guard... Well, they are also people, little or nothing... I go up to the second floor and spend half an hour there. I am back, no one again. I’ll read the catalogue for 15 minutes. Suddenly the phone ringed, one of the saleswomen appeared and began to complain to the housewife on the phone that the people are not going, sales, despite the near holiday, almost no... Finally, a girl is flying out, followed by a guard, a tall, clumsy grandfather of eighty years. I ask where the seller from the department I need is. The lady replied, she left for 10 minutes. Surprisingly, she hasn’t been there for almost an hour. And then almost a living guard spoke: "You are waiting here all day, they are waiting, and you are only now. Five minutes and..." The hours were 19.40 - they work until 20.00. In general, spit and went home.
Interestingly, do the owners of this point of sale know which lazy darmoods they feed? This is how to work, so that even before the New Year not to be in profit.

[ + 13 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №75047
 29.12.2012
I work in a gun store and all kinds of things for hunting. Today came two boys, stupidly chic, and bought a binoculars.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №75046
 29.12.2012
The Russian Post is nervously smoking aside compared to UkrPost. Today I received a letter with photographs that I received from Germany ten years ago. This is a real gift! Thanks for the mail!

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №75045
 29.12.2012

I knew I needed to put something on him when he started to bluff... So I brought him a shit!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №75044
 29.12.2012
I got the courage and decided to ask if you all fit in our intimate life. Just understand, I have this for the first time...
Wow: Sorry, I’m a little busy... Freelancer and all that.
HHH : Okay I understand :)
ууу: sunshine, question of a million:) I need the words of the singing of the song of Leningrad "x x"
Could you write them to me?and :)
thx: "squeeze P3du"
How ugly... I don’t like Leningrad at all.
2 minutes later
HH: I would say yes.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №75043
 29.12.2012

Sophia
All I do and I teach.
00:47:13

Sergey
What is it? ?
by 00:50:02

Sophia
History of Arts
by 00:50:09

Sergey
Oh well! I mean I should have understood? ?
by 00:53:52

Sophia
What is incomprehensible!? to
by 00:55:25

Sergey
The FT! Reveal it ?
by 00:56:33

Sophia
Physics of a solid body?
by 00:56:55

Sergey
Fuck it!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №75042
 29.12.2012
> and on the one who came to chew on the uncle cried "baby!" and heated with a scarf. I didn’t even do > anything. Do you think men are the best teachers?

And is it bad that your husband taught your child to respond correctly to strangers who stick to her? I’m watching the news of kidnapping children, and I’m surprised at your outrage.

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