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[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156065
 29.03.2021
Yesterday in a shared company I met a friend, with whom I rarely see (and I absolutely do not regret it), and I had about the following dialogue with him:

I: How about myself, what is new?

Damn, I’ve been deprived of my right.

For the blue?

A: No, leave the place of the accident.

I: Oh, and you left the place of the accident?

Q: I was drunk.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №156064
 29.03.2021
I am easily offended. It will be hard to forgive later.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №156063
 29.03.2021
The child online engaged in chess, passed theory, practiced and today in their group were the first tournaments between themselves. Sitting next to the child, the program is new to help if anything. I see, the partner does not play as a child, not for 5 years. Go on, my son, I say.
We sit down, we cut it all, son canyut, I move it away. Here in the chat comes a message: - Can we let the kids play a little?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №156062
 29.03.2021
So you sit in front of the TV, listen to the monotonous bull of scabies, acid and salvia alternating each other about continuous successes and victories, a bright future, and suddenly you will remember that the cosmonautics is run by a journalist, a oilwoman - a philologist, an aircraft manufacturer - a music producer, a helicopter - a furniture merchant and... so the warmth in the soul will become, that at least the...

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