"Sberbank will use drones to deliver cash to remote offices"

Zzz: Suffers a friend, a Sberbank copter will fall on your garden.

From the website of the home appliance store:
In the house lives a Siberian cat, and this robot vacuum cleaner desperately does not make our dreams come true to open an IP or LLC for the sale of natural wool products.

Comments to the article "Media unusual red flashes in the windows of the White House":
111: Have you broken up with the ritual of the challenge?
222: The usual effect of teleportation. It was Trump who moved to the Kremlin, following instructions and back.

Wut: What a great coat. I wore it all summer in 2017.

British scientists have found that children inherit intellectual abilities on the mother’s line
- I told my wife about an American woman who fell asleep on the American millionaire on the question "What’s more?" even when there were two options - "The Moon" or "The Elephant".
Porzhali, and she says, “Well, stupid, of course, an elephant.”
And when I told her the terrible truth, she thought I was crazy and called the eldest son with the same question.)))
In short, either the children are not from me, or British scientists

With whom would you like to go to a restaurant of celebrities, no matter with those now alive or already dead.
With Scarlett Johansson. With the dead.

Do you want to not count money, but to chew them, without refusing anything to yourself? Do you want the girls to love you, the waitresses to cuddle in front of you, the table in the chic hotel to break off with delicacies and expensive drinks? Then you to us. Bank "Fortress Law" will give you a loan of up to 10 million rubles under 700% of the annual and will make these three days unforgettable

I live in an apartment with a friend. I hear him talking in the hallway with his girlfriend who just came:

She: Remember, I said that I saw a yellow dress in the store that I liked?
He is: Well?
She: Well, I went to buy it today, but it turned out that I had too little money with me.
(a few unclear phrases)
He said: Stop! You went to buy a yellow dress, you found too little money and you bought another, but more expensive?

Who needs to get a stamp for life because of banal depression and apathy?

What is banal depression and apathy? This is usually a headache for a lifetime.

Google employees were surprised to find a surge in requests "translate from German to Ukrainian". The original was almost the same: "Hochly, what are you there, all fucking?".

Then they read the news. And they found one from the Verkhovna Rada: "The German Chancellor Angela Merkel is obliged to come to Ukraine, repent there for the crimes of the Third Reich and bring money with her."

I met a friend today while they were talking. So here we go and at one point she leaned to me and whispered quietly: “You want to experience sharp sensations” and blinked to me when I replied: “H, why not?” she took a knife and put it on my side. Forget it simply.

Mind is the ability to give up the excess for the sake of the necessary, and wisdom is the ability to distinguish them.

It’s no secret that tankers don’t pour gasoline, but yesterday’s incident both upset me and delighted me.
Yesterday my dad went to the famous gas station in our counties, ordered 40 liters of gasoline, and at the station something was confused and started 60 liters, in connection with this mistake asked to pay the difference, everything would be nothing, only the tank in the car 50 liters.

I taught the rules of the road for a month. He went to town.
O Lord!! I would rather learn prayer!! to

The problem with creationism is not that it is untrue.

This hypothesis is no different from the hypothesis that we are in a virtual reality created by some super-powerful aliens who have programmed everything as we observe it.

The problem with creationism is that no conclusions can be drawn from it.

Creationism is worse than simply unfaithful. He is useless.

The priest insulted his feelings of the believer on the photo of the Orthodox culic, because he reminded him of the phallic symbol, and filed a lawsuit on the user VKontakte.

The court, as more appropriate, rejected the application.

But the epicity of the theme is that the cushion in one of the versions is precisely an image of the falus of Osiris, which was blinded by the Egyptian goddess Isis when she collected it (Osiris) from crushed pieces.

Well, the Jews who came out of Egypt took part of that cult with them.

Residents: Hurra, thanks to energy-saving technologies we now consume electricity twice as much
You have a tariff twice as high.