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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №154327
 29.05.2020
The state is an institution that restricts the freedom of citizens in order to expand its own.

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №154326
 29.05.2020
Project department of the construction office.
Another employer arrived. Sounds the task:
I have an unconstructed one-story building in the city center. built under the office. Can you complete it and project another floor to get a two-storey building, but only with a flat roof?
We can.
Will the roof be flat?
Why not? If you want a flat, we will.
I thought :
- Or maybe you can and three-storey, but with a flat roof?
It can also be three-storey. Why is it so important for you that the roof is flat?
The man, smiling quite:
I’ll put another floor up! by Sam. Then somehow!
I stared at him:
So if you need a four-story building, we can design a four-story building for you.
Customer with caution:
Will the roof be flat?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №154325
 29.05.2020
The largest number of moving parts are in the sand clock, and the largest moving parts are in the solar.

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