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[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156520
 29.06.2021
Why not wear a hat in winter?

1st The hat does not guarantee 100% protection against frost.

2nd I don’t trust Russian hats.

Three We are forced to wear hats to teach us to be submissive.

4 is Even if you once helped a hat, next winter you will have to wear it again. The hat is ineffective.

5 is The body itself develops an addiction to the frost, it is not necessary to interfere with it by wearing a hat.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156519
 29.06.2021
XXX: Refusing vaccination is a difficult path. Do we need lungs?

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №156518
 29.06.2021
The solitary is a cautious creature. You can’t get him in the same place with a cake.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №156517
 29.06.2021
It has been noted that in the last few days the cat is rapidly running out of food. During the trial, it turned out that the cat invented a scheme by which he guards each family member in the kitchen alone, pretends that his mother did not feed him, and asks for food. He has been eating lunch three times for several days.
That is, he specifically did not ask for food at all, so as not to burn, and waited for the time when other family members would go somewhere: out on the street or in the more remote parts of the apartment.
The manipulator.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №156516
 29.06.2021
Can a domestic vaccine be considered effective if a person is vaccinated, and he does not want to vote for United Russia anyway?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №156515
 29.06.2021
XXX: I’m not a movie.

YYY: But what?

xxx: but you can look at my end

I don’t like short films.

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