I went on a blind date. We agreed to meet in the park. I sat down on the bench and sent a message to the girl, “I’m already in the park, I’m sitting next to the fat girl.” I remembered that slide for a lifetime.

I am going to the subway, get out of the train on the escalator, to the city to climb. In front of me a girl, thin such, beautiful, in stretching pants. He goes and goes, and I think about something. Here I don’t understand where between me and this girl, some guy is sharply embedded and right here to watch her ass begins. He looks at something so carefully. It starts to amuse me and I look at him, I watch. The girl is dumb, she is in the phone. The guy at some point notices that I look at him and there is a comedy of the situation. He was a little confused! retreats to the side, apparently having decided that I did not just take the position here, but he bowed and the review is bordered. Here I get somewhat uncomfortable, I take a look away, like I am not at business. Chela is even more confused, apparently he thinks he’s bitten me and broken my head, and he’s trying to fix the situation (! ) Makes a timid but well noticeable invitation gesture with the hand, like let’s, look. There is a grey grandfather going in front of me, and a dumb man shakes his head.

You love the tropical sun, keep your business in the shadow.

He was such an actor. by Vladimir Etush. A comedian, a favorite of the people. He remembered: War, you are 41 years old. As a theater artist, I had a armor. I go on stage. There are only a few dozen spectators in the hall - almost all women. And I was ashamed. He abandoned his armor and went to the front as a volunteer.
There are a lot of people on the stage who can be ashamed?

The great specialist is sick, lying in the hospital. On a visit to the treating doctor asks:
Doc, when am I on the list?
The Doctor:
In eight or ten days.
A: And before then? I need to go to the factory. In the coming days, the equipment will come, mounting and letting go!
D: And what, will it not work out without you?
C: Yes, they’ll do it, but they don’t need to understand it!

He was transferred to another club at the request of his director.



Clients are unfamiliar, among them a very beautiful tuned girl with an unhappy face. The complaints started immediately.

First she was hot, then cold, then the music was too loud, then she began to smell the carpet, as a result, changed it.

He looked at me critically and said:

Have you ever taught yoga before? What shit are we doing?

This is Janu Shirshasana.

I have bad news for you, it’s not her.

Why do we argue that this is she?

was silent. In five minutes:

Do you know that you are a bad expert? No is? Then I have bad news for you.

Either we work or we do not interfere with others.

was silent. The group is pretty strong, the girl is nothing, when I start giving relatively difficult things, she gets worse. As a result, she became psychotic and left, knocking the door.



After training, he waits for me in the hallway.

Go to the director, he has bad news for you.

I come in, the director smiles. I am :

Max, there is a girl.

"Don't pay attention, this is our VIP client, comes once every three months, takes a one-off class, goes to a random coach, then catches a complaint and brings us the brain. We call it bad news.

What did you want to be when you were a kid? She asked.

The engineer. I wanted to create something that people have not yet invented.

There were not many toys in my childhood. There was a broken chair, a telephone tube with a broken wire and an isolant.

What did you imagine when you played? Interest was awakened in her eyes.

With the help of an insulator, I attached the telephone to the chair and thought it was a time machine.

And how? She works? She asked with a smile.

Yes, every time I remember it.