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[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158597
 29.08.2022
We have lunch. The husband:

“Darling, do you have your hand in the bowl, get me this tomato?”

I get without problems. I ask :

Do you not pass through?

It goes through, of course, I just have my hand swallowed.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №158596
 29.08.2022
All cultures are different from each other. It was international.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №158595
 29.08.2022
One farmer connected feeders for animals and birds via the Internet and now anyone from anywhere on the planet can feed them.

But pressing the button is worth money, donate any amount and press the button once a portion of food for a horse or a donkey or cow, sheep, goat, pavilion... fish in a pond, feeders for wild birds.

During the year, the farmer collected more than a million dollars in donations.

It turned out that the rich and lonely found in the feeding of animals through the Internet a breath for themselves and colored their lives, looking at "their" fed pets and pets.

The farmer says he has a lot of free time and a lot of money.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158594
 29.08.2022
– Yakov Semenovich, when you were in Paris, did you go to the bordell?
of course.
What about the Eiffel Tower?
There are no such.
So how is it?
She will stand for a long time.

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