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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59603
 03.02.2012
by Evgeny Sixakov:
I probably work on Android. Because in addition to breakfast, lunch and dinner, I eat a lot in the background.

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59602
 03.02.2012
I watched the movie Misery on the advice of my beautiful, sweet and vulnerable friend. She is reading a book in the neighboring room. The message comes from her:"Let". I also answered by SMS-ka:"the movie of the day, I lie down". I hear the light turned on, the phone took.. reads the text.. knocked)) I write the second "see". I’m talking about the "other thing". I am a philosopher.)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №59601
 03.02.2012
I have a cousin... a shy and dark-haired, but in the shower is a blonde blonde.
On all sites, seeing in the rules "BAN for advertising (mat/spam/fluid/photo of erotic content)", immediately begins a large-scale advertising campaign (mating, posting photos "new"), because he thinks that the BAN is something like a PRIZE! I love it. :D

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №59600
 03.02.2012
Now I can imagine what the cyber piracy zone will look like.

"Who kicked Kirkorov? Your place is at Parash!"


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №59599
 03.02.2012
My father dreamed of becoming an astronaut. And I dreamed of becoming a doctor to cure him.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №59598
 03.02.2012
Make me a million dollars!
I: It is a man to earn, and a woman must give birth!
So you gave me a million dollars!

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59597
 03.02.2012
After this tirade, an unusually nice young female face appeared in the light between the leaves, and so close that the Beast could reach him with a glimpse.
Phenomore Cooper, the Beast
O_O

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59596
 03.02.2012
I'm a girl in bed, am I turning into a beetle? and :)
Don’t worry, you’re in the right hands.
I am working on a tree.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59595
 03.02.2012
Mauz
Someone has bitten me!

Yanke
You will finally be somebody!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №59594
 03.02.2012
XXX is
Behind every Great Man in human history, there is a Great Woman who tells him that he is not a Great Man, but a goat.

YYYY
in the

YYYY
Sometimes you sit enjoying your superiority, and you "which socks are hollow?and "

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №59593
 03.02.2012
In the evening, I see at the assembly site the chief of the shop and a couple more people spell over the installation that persistently does not want to assemble properly. Experiencing the craving for puzzles, I take a meter and join the consilium. I find a wrongly made detail because of which, actually speaking, I report the city, the people, realizing what it is about, come up with ways to correct it... and here it comes to me, that is precisely this detail I made...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №59592
 03.02.2012
<SCIF> michael_ul: Yesterday night you helped me fill white spots in channel reservation issues
<Randa> SCIF: You have a lot of mistakes in the word "Cash"

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №59591
 03.02.2012
Voronic: You will agree that now, before you write, everyone immediately thinks... and maybe not fucking? And the penis? I will write about the sakura branches in the ice.
by Oleg Oleg:
He brought me a geisha for breakfast.
Two branches of sakura in the ice
Take that ikebana.
In the cage

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59590
 03.02.2012
Talk to the waitress:
- Do you have the same roles, but not with the seed, but with the salmon?
“Well... you know... Samba and salmon are the same thing.
- 0_o
Well, just the samba floats in the ocean, and the salmon in Norway.

I wonder how many cups to leave.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59589
 03.02.2012
Prelude to a girl. It is time for the preservatives to come on stage. She asks:
is there?
Yes there is.
Which ones?
and simple.
I have black. Let us change?
Honey and Honey))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59588
 03.02.2012
Thursday is like Tuesday or Wednesday, only tomorrow is Friday.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59587
 03.02.2012
And I usually put it when I drink... and here I just did it, so everyone came to wife, son, asked what do you? ) even the dog approached - and looks so closely in the eyes - does not the type have a whirlwind here? I watched no, everything was fine and close.)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59586
 03.02.2012
The xxx:
In the U.S. visa questionnaire - Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization? Are you a member of a terrorist organization?

YYYY :
They rely on goodwill terrorists.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59585
 03.02.2012
Don’t be sad... Smile more often! and :)
Yyy: And many will smile in response

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59584
 03.02.2012
Why did you let go of your beard? Do you shave?
I am irritated by the shaving.
XXX: sensitive skin Take the cream.
I am upset by the process itself...

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