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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №81059
 03.05.2013
In one women's forum, the answer to the question "How to learn a rider's position"

Movements backward and forward at an angle of 80% to the horizon line, 65 cycles per minute, when passing the lower third of the amplitude of movement of the body, periodic accentuated movement of the pelvis forward in the horizontal plane is necessary, the muscles of the hip are relaxed, the muscles of the inner surface of the hip are occasionally shortened by pulse, the upper limbs in a free foothold.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81058
 03.05.2013
Did you see it?? to
First, the new man means a spider who spends 1.5 hours not knowing what, now a billionaire, a genius and a philanthropist in depression and experiencing panic attacks - what next??? Hulk with a minority complex apologizes to Loki.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81057
 03.05.2013
You like me dream in dreams, after which you wake up with wet cowards.

Yyy: In order to be described in a dream, it must be something

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81056
 03.05.2013
A real man does not need to bring beauty... the electricity to wash it, and that's all!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81055
 03.05.2013
The issue of wireless charging of the phone.
xxx: according to the legends, accountants and grandmothers (and grandmothers), telephone stations, Wi-Fi, wireless chargers and other things slowly but surely baking the brain. To save from this malicious radiation can only the artefact known as the "foil cap". Then the TV shows well, and the pension is big, and the country has not ruined :D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №81054
 03.05.2013
In the pilot cabin:

"Pilot Remember – You arrive first at the aircraft crash site!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №81053
 03.05.2013
And then I’m a little inadequate with Prison.
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Blow up, blow up! Those are you, the illiterate.! to

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81052
 03.05.2013
>> "The answer followed by jumping from here! 5:30 am!
And then I'm a little insufficient with the props.. ^_^"

The Question!!! to
A fucking question!! to

How much can?! to

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81051
 03.05.2013
A resident of Mogilev bought a ticket to the Warsaw Opera, received a visa for the purposes of "culture", went to the show, and after... bought a Scania truck for 136 thousand. The Euro. Having seen him driving a fur, the border guards considered that the purpose of the visit did not correspond to the specified. The trial ended with a fine of 20,000. The zloty.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №81050
 03.05.2013
Picture with oil: I, such a whole lady, go to lunch at the buffet, carrying a triangular box with a strawberry milk cocktail in my hands. I pass by the smoker, from there comes out one of the managers, a revived girl's dream with a disgusting dirty character, pulls out a box from me, reads and begins to jump around me with screams * far, far, on the lawn is pasture KO...?* I stand behind this case watching, in the third round I pick up my cocktail from him and report - * ZEL.From a smoking explosion, the manager runs his jaw together with a good mood, I with a sense of duty I go to the buffet. The curtain.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №81049
 03.05.2013
A friend told me:
He bought somewhat mushrooms of the same, prepared and quickly fled somewhere from the house, returned, and my mother came home, watched my mother sleeps, half of the mushrooms are not, and in the kitchen, on the table, there are 2 mushrooms the size of a dun, long thought what to say to my mom.

[ + 38 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81048
 03.05.2013
The microwave time machine is the only thing in all the variety of anime, over the creation of which you have to smoke! And the vampire with the basuka, the young witches in wild spells, the commander of antiquity in the Loli rebirth, the pedobyrs, the zoophiles, the speaker, the bastard, the baked bread, the tentakles, at the end of the day - what, in order of things?! O_O


[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81047
 03.05.2013
When my wife decided to look for a backpack for her car on her own, she was absolutely sure that it was enough to mark her catalog name with the phrase "such a square box for Honda."

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №81046
 03.05.2013
xxx: recorded discs, one stumbled, and not to confuse, labeled it: painted a skull with bones on it, and then painted all night. And now to throw it out (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №81045
 03.05.2013
USERTIGER (01:22:02 3/05/2013)
I'll sell it all and I'll have 3410 again.
USERTIGER (01:22:17 3/05/2013)
So many babies are worth it all.
vitaliy-7 (01:23:27 3/05/2013)
The most popular phones in Europe. In the United States, the screen is 8 inches. And walking on the street with a tablet and talking without headsets.
USERTIGER (01:25:37 3/05/2013)
Ahahha, reminded me of the Chinese who spoke to 10!!! One inch in the subway!!! to
vitaliy-7 (01:26:16 3/05/2013)
Apply the opposite to the ear, the same feeling

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №81044
 03.05.2013
We dress up with my husband in the hallway, he says that he is disturbed by a tumble.
I: Why did you call me a thumbnail? I am thin, well maximum penalty!
He is (sweetly): a schizophrenic... but thin!
You are... a comedian!
He said, “My back wall is strong. (This is about the muscles of the back)
I: You’d better have the box in front of you.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №81043
 03.05.2013
Give a cat to a pickup. He knows how to stretch the lightning, unleash the wires, now he is training to stretch the buttons. It’s so nice when a cat dresses you. You will not refuse him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №81042
 03.05.2013
The WoT server has fallen. Russia’s GDP will soon rise and the birth rate will rise.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №81041
 03.05.2013
I also updated Skype to a new version. He became ugly.
Does it make sense to update it?
He is constantly asking me to update. Update it please! Every time you press the Later button, a cat is killed in the microphone.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №81040
 03.05.2013
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