They gave the aquarium with the fish to another department and the people discussed:
It is boring without them...
2: Yes, the silence is so...

Di_Griz: A friend just called. He said in the laundry. I washed the grit, the grit started somehow, and then everything was spelled up and ppc. I opened the machine, the drum was all curved. I take off the clothes - and there is the hanger!! to

Damn... so much work that I don’t even know where to start...
XXX: I’ll see the movie.

NotWork: The discrepancy between the smell and taste of baby strawberry shampoos is the hardest kidding of my childhood.

Yesterday I went to pay for the apartment and the store.
I bought corners and went to pay.
In the line comes a SMS:
Hi you where?
I answer: I went to the store for cucumbers, now in the bank with cucumbers

Then long thought.

One familiar child watched Star Wars, did not understand anything, but the spectacle won. When asked what the movie was about, he replied:
The Clown’s Battle with the Jews.

I don’t understand why everybody is so upset with the topol puppy??? I think it is just wonderful!! On the street is warm, the birds sing, and at the same time as if the seg goes, beauty)))
Yyy: Em... do you want me to answer you as an allergist, or as a firefighter?

I work as a creator in a advertising agency.
Our designers made a module for the advertising board - a cottage settlement below, on top - a darkened sky with a small number of small stars (a hint that space is somewhere there).

sent to the employer. He called back - all in enthusiasm and "God, how beautiful your designers have made the sky! The stars are flowing straight, this is straight star dust.

We are satisfied with the work and send it to the press. installed in the city. The customer calls back: "Where did the beautiful sky go?".

I say that nothing has changed, that everything is as it should. I printed it and sent it by courier. The customer called back and apologized for the incident. It turns out, for star dust he took dust on his monitor.

I think it is necessary to put a monument near the pigeon to the one who invented planting the topol in the city!! to

Noe: When I was on the Baikal, we were driven by a local on the Wasik. We walked 130 on the road. By grounding 90 - but it's just because the ferry was late. It was true that he had a waikiki.
Inc: the speed meter was lying to him, not wazyk))))
My point did not lie to me.
Inc: Ugu, only in the lightweight and wasik sense of speed is noticeably different.
Noah: I know it. Calibrated before the trip.

I have one religious friend.
XXX: Just too fanatical.
He did not give his cat to eat meat in the post!!! to

<vd> blt, I have a fuck with the installation
<221b> is a big deal. I have ordinary

Nassy (14:58:40 3/06/2010)
You hurt me.

Dima (14:58:48 3/06/2010)
For a lifetime?

Nashville (14:59:04 3/06/2010)
Yes Yes

Dima (14:59:12 3/06/2010)
We are separated?

Nassy (14:59:31 3/06/2010)
Go to Fuck.

Nassy (14:59:37 3/06/2010)
I will marry her again.

<Jim[work]> one after the other idiots climbed up
<Jim[work]> one OS "invented", another supercomputer
<Jim[work]> has their season just started?
<@dts> holiday

So I live in Eritrea. This is a country in northeastern Africa.

Go with your summer.

Brother (14:04:47 3/06/2010)
According to CNN, “Iran missiles will be able to reach the United States in 2015.”
Some kind of rockets.

Brother2 (14:12:24 3/06/2010)
2015 worldwide won "democracy", all dictatorships (incl. All terrorist organizations have been destroyed, peace in the world. And here on you, one beautiful morning we wake up and the United States is not...

Iranian missiles have arrived.

Eragon (22:30:55 2/06/2010)
Are you a cow or a cowboy?

kromer3435 (22:31:11 2/06/2010)
I am a student (

Blondino4k@: here and go where I am going.
Is this all a Moscow blonde can do?
BLONDINO4K@: not capable but capable.

What do you want from a man who has forgotten about his brother’s mouth?? to
She is: Children

[Iris 19:11:43]
<< To Tanka comes an old grandmother, asks to show a piece of beef. Tanka takes the meat with a ball, shows. The grandmother begins to touch the meat and Tankin’s fingers fall from the bottom. Is it with your bones? These are fingers! With the fingers!! Do not need!! and left