We worked as weaknesses, in one

A large height. Where in the 10th area

On the floor of the garbage pipeline, I heard strange sounds. I approached quietly.

I see a little poppy sitting, cuddling, throwing something under his nose. I need to catch it, I think it will disappear. Well, and I steal to him, greedy hands stretching a zombie ack.

Here is this mudassusin, sees the rescue

The expedition in the form of me, broadcasts with a chilled voice: fuck up Pidoras! He leaves me, leaving me in full disarray.

XXX: I was like that. I also trusted, did not laze, did not read, did not care. And then a message came to him, highlighted on the locking screen: "I couldn't call you, good night, dear."

YYY: Oh, this is Sergey Car Service.

Zzz: So many families destroyed...

I worked in the car this weekend. I carried an interesting girl. From the address took, her boyfriend respected, everyone could not break up. She’ll miss me, she’ll miss me, she’ll miss me, she’s so good, she’ll let me go.

To the final address you brought, she calls -Zaya, I came, meet me.

Another shark came out. paid for her. The window was open to me and as they walked before entering it was heard - you're so good, I missed you.



He carried another girl. She wrote all the way with her friend. Well, that is, my passenger wrote, and a friend answered her with voice messages. I warm my ears.

If I made the correct conclusions from the interrogation - the girl from the evening went to the club with her girlfriends, where she was "lost", the phone was turned off, all this time the husband (maybe not the husband, but the rabbit of any kind) tried to call. At two o’clock in the afternoon, the girl turned on the phone, her husband called and promised that if she wasn’t at home in 30 minutes, he would take her tower down. He and his wife argue that their husband is not right. Because there is no trust, and without trust there is no relationship, and there is no trust.

told a good acquaintance. I go around the market, I watch and see a man standing with a bright Caucasian outer appearance and selling peanuts, drawing people around, saying, "Peanuts, juicy, ripe, do not find you better, we have better, and we are not as good as we do."

I go and take the peanut that I liked. I hear a voice.



I put it in place! He says so horribly.

At first I thought it wasn’t me.

Hearing is a problem, right? ! to I put that straw. Yes, you put it, the seller continued.

I have cooked:

Why is it suddenly? I tell the seller.

This is not good, I’ll sell it to you now. I do not sell unflavored, I say, we have the most juicy, ripe and tasty watermelon. We keep the mark," said the Caucasian and got out of the car such a discreet peppermint.



I bought it. In fact, the strawberries were just excellent. Holds the seller’s mark!

Serega and I have known for 15 years, started as young engineers in the same department, now I am the head of the department, and Serega is deputy. The Dira. 41 years old. The Holocaust then,

This story began three years ago.

We were sent to pre-graduate practice students, well sent and sent. One morning one of them rushes and asks stealthily if I can leave Pofinik Vladimirovich from lunch today, because I have D. R.... I answer that it is possible, but how she will get - the bus service at 17. 00 and at this time comes Seroga, our conversation heard and proposes to bring the girl, because he needs to the city...I forgot about it exactly for a month.

Within a month, the serpent goes:

Pofinik friend, I’m getting married!

In general, my practitioner hugged him and we played a wedding.

She was 22 years old.

Two years has passed without a face.

What happened brother?

I’ve been in love for more than a lifetime, I think I’m going to divorce, and that’s the problem.

What is?

- My love, my aunt does not know how to tell my daughter.

How did you stumble?

- What about, after the wedding carried a young wife to his house and how I did not understand and her mother moved to us, and she is only one year older than me, and looks 35 maximum. Well young in dancing, and I got tired and I started spending more time with my aunt at home. And with her and talk about something and generally common interests.

I will not tire you. The third year has passed. And now Seryoga from "papa" became a good father for his ex-wife. The daughter was happy to find this out, as she also found a peer.

So they live. A few days ago, Serogah became a grandfather for the daughter of his former wife.

The Conclusions? They are not

To become a true egoist, it is not enough to live for yourself, it is necessary to force others to live for you.

Navalny has found a single-Russian billionaire.
So are the news.
Let him try to find the Unicorn.

One day, in a student school, the boys fell down and gave a comrade an inflatable black woman. We were all delighted to get drunk and went out for a walk in the evening, but one of us was too drunk we put him on the bed, put a puppet next to him and left. In the morning, he woke up and fucked the doll. The name of the name)))

One day I wrote a letter to Mr. Frodo and asked him for a bowling. Eventually, under the tree was a soft toy and a letter from my grandfather. It’s crazy, but you didn’t write the size of your foot.

Reddit users talk about their most embarrassing and uncomfortable gifts. Do you think getting socks or deodorant for your birthday is ridiculous? Read the collection:



1) My mom’s friend’s son came to my doctor without an invitation and gave me his report on geography. Passive to you, Barrett.



On my 13th birthday, my friend gave me a rope...He said, “Now you can play with your cat.” I did not have a cat.



When I was 10 years old, I told my grandfather that I wanted to give them a brick to break their TV and then they would buy me a new one. On my birthday, I got a very beautifully packed box with bricks inside. Fuck, I miss my grandfather.



4) I received a table game as a gift, which did not get half of the details, and a couple of days later I was asked to return it.



The last time my aunt saw me was when I was four years old. At the age of thirteen, she gave me a T-shirt with a Spider-Man.



When I was 18, about 20 of my friends gave me a surprise by having a party in my basement. As a gift, one of my friends gave me a box of coconut chips on which all of my friends wrote. He explained his choice as follows: "Nobody warned me that we would arrange you a surprise, I learned about everything in an hour, panicked, looked around home in search of a suitable gift option, and noticed at the last moment this box."



When I was 18, my mother told everyone to give me only socks, and I got only socks.



8) A fellow group member gave me a female mannequin (the upper half of the body) for adulthood, the set also included underwear and other items of clothing to dress the plastic lady in the "original," according to him, way.



9) One day my mom gave me a ugly underwear. It cost a dollar and was broken – one leg hole was smaller than the other. She gave me five pairs of that shit. Once again I got a candle.



When I was 12, my grandmother gave me half of my billiards, and the other half she gave to my younger brother a month later. We do not have a billiard or a billiard table. This is not the only ridiculous gift from my grandmother.



- A bag with folded tools and broken chopsticks, which she collected while working in a hairdresser.



Two t-shirts and rubber sweaters to make me look stylish in the summer. T-shirts were terrible colour and size XXL (initially she gave them to my grandfather, but he found them big). I was eight at the time, but my grandmother said, “Let him grow up! “” They were stolen from the hotel where Grandpa and Grandpa once rested.



"When I got the rights, my grandmother decided to mark it and gave me a travel pharmacy. The only disadvantage: all the items in it were pink and the bag itself was large-sized "Barbara".



She has signed for various magazines such as Reader's Digest, Ranger Rick, National Geographic. Knowing that I love to read, she carefully picked up a few pieces, packed them and handed them to me. And I thought, "Oh, at least some normal gift," and then I began to list the magazine...I opened a page that depicted a girl in a bikini, her body was carefully wrapped and painted with a marker. I scrambled further and everywhere the “suspicious” and “disgraceful” images were carefully scratched by the marker. It turned out that my grandmother, being a deeply religious woman, scrupulously scrutinized every page of all magazines and painted all the shame to save me from temptation.



11) I was once presented with a scotch-called box of cloves, all filled with O_o’s cloves.



12) My best friend gave me a silicone ear and a Van Gogh card inside which was written, “I always listen to you.” It was the strangest, but coolest gift I’ve ever received.