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[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №627
 30.12.2007
Jazz is
Status: Fuck you, fuck you fired.

Kaaz
You know, your status and the birthday ball next to him do not match.

Jazz is
It’s not a ball, it’s Gandalf and it symbolizes my director.

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №626
 30.12.2007
Nelly :
Yesterday, we saw Windows Vista on the window in the Epoch store. When I started pointing my finger at her and roasting the boys, the sellers turned red and began to shout: "It's not us, it's our boss fool."

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №625
 30.12.2007
The VKontakte Group:
The club admired by the talent and beauty of the soloist of the group Tokio hotel Bella Kaulitz.

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №624
 30.12.2007
XXX: Who are you working for?
YYY: dick, odminom
Where do you get the new weather? Are the goods paid?
YYY: So I play actively on the stock market
XXX: Do you work on FIG?
YYY: You know, one old Jew said, “If I were a king, I would have lived better than the king. I’d have a little more!"

[ + 132 - ] Comment quote №623
 30.12.2007
Happ, where can I put the files?
Yippidy yi yi yi yippity yay.
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YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! In the ifolder hall!!! to

[ + 154 - ] Comment quote №622
 30.12.2007
Tanya
How was the morning?

Igor
It is disgusting! Considering that you broke your leg in the morning, two hours before the start and all the aunts refused to play snowmen!

Igor
I pulled the little boy out of the house, forced our florist to work on him.

Tanya
It must have been a beautiful girl! You have a thin...

Igor
Yes it is nice. Just read what the first-class wishes of Santa Claus. by Fuck! Every second fool writes: "Father Christmas, turn the Snowmen back into a girl, or she says that her eggs are frozen in such a pale half-sleeve."

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