News: In Sheremetyevo stuck a French tourist, in the passport and visa of which instead of the male sex indicated a female.
After communicating with police officers, the French left Moscow with the right sex.

Algol: I accidentally run past some ugly banners about similar topics about six months ago.
And there was an article about vaginal muscle training, one woman came to Thailand and was taught there.
and in the name of a man is told the phrase "warm and cozy in a married nork", and something there about a snake that is swirling inside and turning =___O
I shouted, I closed, and I still turn nervously another time, and unfortunately I will not find what it was.
No foot in Thailand.
No, well, muscle training – why not, actually. But the snake is overwhelming.
Algol: No, I have no questions about training
Algol: but when after a trip to Thailand in the wife's nork something begins to curl with a snake
I would advise you to pour gasoline on your wife and burn her.

I watched a video from my graduation, taken by my mother. The shake is terrible, but you can see how she tried to shoot big faces. When I filmed the girls, the picture from the face was constantly descending down into the decolt area. I decided to shake her:
I: Why did you shoot all the big boobs of the group?
M: So I filmed for you so that you remember what they were, with time they will lose their shape!

Advertising: Young enduring slaves from Senegal, $500 per tonne. Delivery from RUDN warehouse. Beware of cheap Thai counterfeits.

Only in this country when a layer of asphalt is cut from the road, it becomes easier to drive through this section than on what was before the repair.

spirit63: My girlfriend self-made in terms of the birth of new cult phrases in a way of spontaneous rearrangement of slogans. So from the “Ethical Epithet” came the “Epic Identity”. For a long time this formulation wandered in our circles until it was replaced by a new masterpiece. From "Prache and Thorn" appeared the masterpiece "Prache and Prison"... Pleased Grandfather Freud, short...

We went with a colleague to smoke, the chef caught us in the cigarette and gave:
Stop smoking! Look at your necks, they’re thinner than my member!

Comments on D3.

Atreus: I have some strange bearded people in my neighborhood. I think they’re old believers or someone in that spirit, you’ll need to talk to them.
ADR4_2: Is it possible to admin?

MICHINS: In the box where fumitox always lay, I found only ears. A lesson of humility.

from Yandex News
Klitschko clashed with Chisora in a nightclub in Ibiza
According to the newspaper, the Englishman provoked the Ukrainian to fight with his remarks in his address. The guard quickly responded to the fight and stopped it.
How, fucking, the guard stopped the fight of two superheavy?! to

She: Hey, after vacation my figure is no longer like a sand clock.
He: And for what? With the cabbage? )

The humor of dieters.

Calorie of cabbage? How many beets can I eat per day?

Answer: Hello, the calorie content of boiled beets is 49 kcal per 100 g. Therefore, if your daily calorie intake is 2000 kcal, you can eat up to 4 kg of beets per day. We recommend that you follow a more varied diet.

The Habr:
Discussions about contactless SIM card reading in passengers of the Moscow metro:

xxx: Can you ask the physical principle of operation of such a sensor?
YYY: It is magic.
zzz: No other than dark electrical forces.
QQQ: The sensor is working on paranoia.

I started reading German classical philosophy. (Nobody cares that this is not the case)
to whom?
and Friedrich.
Is it Nietzsche?
and AGA.
and Zarathustra?
- Yes
I have read.
Why Why?
It was interesting.
Well and how? Did you bring something for yourself?
I took my brain!

He used to look through the windows to see the naked neighbor in the house in the opposite, guarded for hours to see something through the muddy glasses and the accidentally untouched curtain.
Now it is enough to go to the social network and everything on the palm and in HD quality.
It was boring.

Galka: the son, at the age of 12, declaring that he wants to buy a fire extinguisher, caused a modest tide of pride and a tsunami of suspicion.

Yesterday I told the girl I love her. After a brief pause, she looked me in the eyes and said, “Why didn’t you shave yourself?”

Sometimes I play volleyball at the stadium. Players change, and I’m a married girl, so I don’t meet anyone and I’m just looking at the ball. Everything would be nothing, and the husband began to arrange scenes of jealousy, with interrogations on the topic of how many men in the team, how many years, what appearance. I have nothing to answer. I had to start watching and communicating. All for your tranquility, my dear. and :-)

dEd: So there, with a couple of parties?
Monkeydig: I can't, I have children, my wife is not at home.
dEd: this is what we ask in the pictures to do:
Waiting: My wife is with me, there are no children at home
The reality is :)

In the photo salon comes a fighting grandmother and her infantile thick eyelid granddaughter. The grandmother says: - take a shot of this fool, or he had no place to write the password from the EGE as on the passport!