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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158602
 30.08.2022
History of my acquaintance. I met a girl in Tinder. Both in the questionnaire indicated the purpose of sex. They signed up, called. Going to her. She asks him to buy some products at the table. He is buying. She, say, a little delayed, leave the bag at the conservancy so that the heavy thing in her hands does not fade. He leaves out. is waiting. The girl disappeared. He comes to the conservancy, and she says that the foods a man has taken.

No food, no girls 🤣🤣

I cried in the voice.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №158601
 30.08.2022
In fact, the most peaceful are those
Who really has to go to attack?

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158600
 30.08.2022
I worked in the glorious city of Tel Aviv in the early 1990s. I was late a couple of times, and the boss solemnly handed me the keys from the office. I had to come half an hour earlier, remove the office from the alarm, and leave half an hour later. Thank God, about a year later, another employee was late a couple of times, and the keys were handed over to her. No material cares or morals.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №158599
 30.08.2022
A dog can learn up to 250 words and count up to five. This is equivalent to 3 years of human age.
Cat: Put the wanted on your teaching, words and numbers. That’s the equivalent of 43 years of human age.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №158598
 30.08.2022
xxx: I was sitting in a computer club, playing, and a company of doctors, a four person, was sitting next to me. And suddenly one of them had a mouth foam, convulsions...

I had been frightened to want to help, but his partners just shouted in the chat "pause, Demon again AFK." They held him while shaking, then gave him water and pushed him on to play.

To say I was in shock was to say nothing.



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