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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №153080
 30.09.2019
xxx: I always turn on the shoes when I look at something on the macbook in a sitting train or in a bus. And if I eat in a coupe - I just invite the accompanyers of the movie to watch =) The last time I went to my parents - in a coupe with a student Green mile was watched, back in the seat was driving - Chernobyl included with titles, a neighbor on chairs and a couple of people from the neighboring row had a good time on the way.

YYY: I was on a trip to Sochi recently. I also watched the movie from the tablet and turned it on for the neighbor. He did not like the destination.

zzz: I also removed the patient’s root and decided to watch the filmmaker, or it’s boring to have something in the teeth (I’m a dentist). I think he's also bored to look at the lamp for 2 hours, kissed the "pile" 1 part, and he wrapped a bag, washed something, well, I tightened the belts stronger, I say, "my man, it's dangerous during the operation to turn your head, watch a movie, and I'll clean your double, you need to develop a channel so that the tool goes in without pain." Unhappy people go, and you try to entertain them.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №153079
 30.09.2019
Once students of the psychological faculty, after studying conditional reflexes, decided to work out the studied material on one of the teachers. Comrade loved walking around the audience and gesturing, which greatly annoyed everyone. And the guys came up with such a thing, when the prede began to walk around the audience, everyone began to get distracted and talk to each other. As soon as he sat at the table, everyone calmed down and listened attentively to him. After a while it worked. The training was successful! :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №153078
 30.09.2019
I was on a reception with a gynecologist, but in the clinic, it does not seem to know that the heating season began last week. Sitting on the chair, I say to the doctor, “You’re cold.

Doctor: Heat was not given, I am so cold here that my hands are cold. Patients are warm.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №153077
 30.09.2019
rnashallah: Post appeal to NASA

Why don’t you explore the world ocean, which is literally beneath us? ? to You’re sending a robot into space millions of miles in search of aliens, but you’re not exploring the vast space that occupies most of our planet. Please, I am scared.



by stephendann:

NASA knows. NASA has seen dark depths. NASA’s desire to leave the planet is stronger than ever.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №153076
 30.09.2019
If in the search engine go immediately to the third and beyond pages, you can find inexpensive products or interesting articles.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №153075
 30.09.2019
In Primorye began to issue wood on the electronic list.
What a wonderful combination of “wood” and “electronic list.”

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №153074
 30.09.2019
Psychologists advise: if you really liked a beautiful girl, you offered her to go to a restaurant, but she categorically refused, and you were very upset because of this, come home, play with your grandchildren, it reassures.

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