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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №151534
 31.12.2018
The main task of humor is to reconcile with life.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №151533
 31.12.2018
by Vladimir Vladimirovich! I am not a serious boy and I am not 15 years old. But I want to ask you to fulfill a long-standing dream of my family. The dream is very simple. To live humanly! My grandparents dreamed of a better life for their children. But it did not. First World War, a couple of revolutions, civil war, famine. My mom and dad dreamed of a happy life for me and my sister. But it did not. The Second World. The difficult postwar years. period of stagnation. The restructuring. Loss of savings. I dreamed of a happy life for my children. But it did not. The restructuring. The Libyan 90s. Devaluation and denomination of the ruble. My children dream of a happy life for my grandchildren. But it did not. The regional wars. and sanctions. There was hope for old-age pensions - and those are not. And this despite the fact that all the generations of my family were not ineffective. There was no tuna. Everyone worked from youth to retirement. for the benefit of the state. So how? Can you fulfill?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №151532
 31.12.2018
New Year’s celebration in the State Duma. Decided to have fun, caused a puzzle with a spirit board.

Asked a question. When is it better to carry out unpopular reforms and introduce taxes? Before the election, during or after the election, to not anger the people very much?

There was a plate on the board. The answer was, “The people are better not angry at all.”

I laughed and asked a second question. Who is talking to us? Lenin, Marx and Stalin?

There was a plate on the board. The answer was “Nicholas II, Louis XVI, Charles I.”

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