I had a wonderful dream. In a dream, I was a scientist and conducted some important research that would change the life of mankind. I long and painfully sought the answer, the solution, and after a lot of effort got it! I share it with the world, I am all applauded, rejoiced, congratulated, and here I understand that it is crazy important. With willful effort, I wake up for a few seconds, write in phone notes and fall asleep further, swimming in the rays of fame.

In the morning, I open the notes, and it is written, "the bag should be washed with milk."

The highest achievement of the Russian authorities is that even the word "patriotism" has acquired a negative shade.

A few days ago, my brother’s wife rushed to me for an obscene stroke with the words: “I always beat my husband in the face.”

Imagine, there are people who consider mat something beyond the boundary, but to beat people for them is the norm.

A few days ago I got the news that Miller has a salary of 2.2 million a day, and Sechin has 4.5 million a day. The mind is incomprehensible! Why does one get twice as much as the other? Why is this injustice in Russia?! to