I go to work in the tram, I sit by the window, I read Dan Brown "Inferno". A girl is sitting next to me. Before one of the stops, she apparently, having understood the text that I am reading, touches her shoulder and says so insightfully, “Girl... The virus does not kill, but sterilizes” and leaves the tram. Oh Oh Oh Oh The girl with the short dark-blue hair, who was driving in Kiev at the 11th of the tram, if you are reading this - so that you at the entrance to the cinema the worker of the hall whispered to the ear every time that at the end of the film will be!

JJ roman_shmarakov: He was struck by a sign at the station: "Higher comfort waiting room". What is our whole life but a futile expectation of increased comfort?

XXX is
My classmate painted a sparkle right on my feet on the control and gave me to write off. While I was writing, I forgot what the control was about. The couple got it anyway. But I won’t forget the process of writing, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, and the shirt is stuck. And then stuck, the control failed, of course, but the sparkles in the memory remained for a lifetime.
YYYY
I also watched this edition "Eralash" ))

Discussion of replacing asphalt with a pavement tile on a well-known auto forum:

XXX: I didn’t doubt for a minute that there would be a new tile!!! Imagine where the dog has gone!

yyy: Applicable to Moscow is correct to say not "the dog rattled", but "the dog rattled")))

Extrimmer:It seems to me that most of the paid files are on the links:"DOWNLOAD FREE,WITHOUT SMS"?

thx (04.11.2013 2:28) :

Why didn’t they invent such a shit like an alarm clock, just the opposite?

Announcement on the Mother’s Forum:
I will sell an unworking LG washing machine for 5 kg. Maybe someone needs spare parts, or someone is interested in assembling disassembly.
Commentary :
My husband is a former Mint. Remember, everyone was fascinated with the assembly and disassembly of the gun. But to do so, the laundry on leisure - no, my man is weak.

I will add Anton to this company.
Yyy: Really, Anton will not hurt.
Anton will never hurt)) he is good
XXX: He will tell a story about the disaster
XXX: and calm with your unstoppable calm
XXX: and from the bullet will protect with a wide back
yyy: and from unplanned pregnancy will protect with its abstinence

About the movie on the trailer:
A fashionable Viking in a leather coat with slanders fearlessly crushes all in a row - enemies, friends, close relatives and even one Viking peder, who has his own boy in a slander from a expensive sex shop. The girls in the movie are all, as for selection, beautifully hairy and in plushed shirts. And the mother is a protagonist and in the traditional dress for the cave queen - the evening snow-white dress on the floor. Bows dumb sacks carry with them, but in battle are not used in principle. Prefer to die beautifully in the hand, abundantly watering enemies with hot blood fountains. Yes, and there is also a forever dying Pope GG. He has a dull stomach, but this does not prevent the old man from raising his children and eating oatmeal.
In other words, a treacherous treachery. From the first to the last picture.

All ills are from stupidity, but the real misery is from madness.

– = Mohammed = –

During a trip to Egypt, my wife and I bought local sim cards. Immediately note, prices there on the outgoing so miserable that 5 backs can be enough for several months. Per this is somehow due to the growing competition between the three operators: Vodafone, Mobinil, Etisalat (for example, we will say our stunned "three"). Therefore, all the local Aboriginals all day long only do what they are trending and trending on their squeezed mobile phones. Because they love it and know it. This is an important part of their culture, without which they would be boring to live. And this is an important point in this story because calls for them are really cheap.
Probably I got someone’s former number. In principle, this is normal, tourists come and go, throw out the sims. Why leave numbers? No activity for a while, we sell again. And then I got to call some Egyptian and ask some Mohammed. Usually the conversation begins like this:
Allow me!
Oh yes allo.
Allow me! and Mohammed?
There were three variations.
First, wait for any of my answers and ask again.
Second, wait for an answer and ask something like, “What did you do to Muhammad, you have a clear judgment here!“”
And the third, silent in the trumpet, waiting for Muhammad to speak to him himself.
So it lasted five days. During this time, I repeatedly tried to explain in English to the Egyptian that he had mistaken the number so that he would not call here anymore, that there was no Mohammed here, that you were Muhammad and that Muhammad was dead.
The stubborn Egyptian did not give up.
I had to put his number on the blacklist of my phone. ha ha! He called from another number.
I put his number on the blacklist. He called from the third.
In principle, I wasn’t very bored, he just called sometimes at the wrong time, well, God with him.
The end of this story was when he called again. At that time we were back in the minibus from another tour. The charm started again. A great idea came to my mind. How did I not think before? I pull the phone to a Russian-speaking guide and say, find out, say, what does this guy need?
The guide takes the phone and runs away... believe it? No, it is a joke. Where will he escape from the minibus at 100 km/h? A short guide takes the phone, some 15 minutes talking to this telephone terrorist. He returns his cell phone and is silent.
I am confused. I ask what happened? What he wanted?
The guide turns to me and says:
The name of this man is Akiki. Muhammad was buried. He put a cell phone with that number in his grave. After a while, he decided to call him. I don’t understand why someone else responds. I had difficulty explaining it to him.
Upon arrival, I gave the guide tea. No one asked Muhammad anymore.

Petrovich was expelled from work.
For what?
- They said that he talked a lot of shit and left the job.
Are they fired for that?
There are no prime ministers, but the sanitary technicians are expelled!

Where to find such, ready hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, back to back...
Or one would only have their schemes to go on trips, and the other would generally prefer to live with a woman.
____________________________
"No Ozhut, let’s clean up. I can’t be your wife!
Why is?
Well, at least because I have colored hair.
– It is not important.
I smoke and smoke like a steam car.
And that doesn’t matter.
What a past I have! A breakthrough of men, including one saxophonist!
I forgive you.
I will never give you a child!
Adopt a stranger.
If you don’t have enough, I’m a man!
Everyone has their own flaws"

If we lived together, I would only have sex with you.
Hm...
With a lunch break. Because you’re not going to fuck hungry. And I am a romantic...

Late to work, received from the boss. Everyone lives on world time, and I live on the microwave.

A girl’s IQ should be twice her body weight.

A happy woman is a terrible weapon in the fight against female logic.

But the news:
Route drivers in Kiev drink gasoline to break the smell of garbage.

and harsh.

Father to son whose ear is cursed:
They are only worn by pirates and gays. Now I'll look at the files on your computer, and don't give god there is no terabyte of unlicensed content!
c) Vary

The worst is semi-culturality.

People are used to throwing garbage on the lawn, in the bushes, in the rivers, in general, where you can’t see, so as not to feel guilty.
But the garbage is easier to clean from the asphalt, rather than forge out of the lawn and bushes.
And if people learned to suck in the street, not in the entrances, then there would be no smell in the entrances.

Either tolerate, or do so that it is easier to clean after you.