Now I called AppleMarket, I wanted to order the box, and there was an auto respondent: Dear patients, the number has changed...

Why do you have a smiley as a symbol and not a funny face?? to
Because I write them by hand – old school, baby!

In the shutdown of the rail:
X: I take a prostitute. As long as we are stuck, who needs it?
Thanks for the snow.

Barvinok: Something terrible happened.
I got a spam advertising for small-series production of parts. I am going to order them.

Have you ever made love with your girlfriend while thinking about another?

YYY: Pff... it’s the same as eating mom’s borscht, thinking of a breadth.

xxx: The new iTunes licensing agreement is pz.
Stronger than Faust Goethe?
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practice in the children's hospital, gastroenterological department.the doctor, the woman is all intelligent, suitable for every child with the question:"you how today went to the toilet-cake or sausage?"the whole department, we go to the boy of five years in the isolator.now, of course, the standard question.the answer did not make yourself wait long:"maybe you eat cacao,and I am ashamed!!!and "

YYY: Well and how?
XXX: Imagine you are a married man. You have a son.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is here. After a while, you will find out that you did not actually have a son, but a daughter!
YYY: How is it?
XXX: Do not be distracted. You cannot ask your wife about this because she died at birth. In the maternity, you find out that it really is not your son, there was a mistake. It’s like finding out why you’re going to the woman who took your daughter. She turns out to have no husband (she is a single mother), and moreover it turns out to be the same girl you accidentally slept with when you were on a business trip. So there is a possibility that it is actually your son.
YYY:...
xxx: and then you find the sms on the phone of the wife from which you learn that she had a lover, and that it is most likely his daughter... And also you call the aunt and says: I know, we are with you in a bad relationship, but I consider it my duty to say that at the funeral in the grave was my daughter, but not your wife...", throws the phone and does not respond to the calls... and then the phone of the wife, on which it is lit: "My second", you have not had time to take it, and when calling back "the subscriber is not available";.
YYY: Something I’ve confused... Okay, what next?
XXX: Fuck you now!
YYY: Hey...
XXX: This is about the same and I feel like the code is waking me up...

by Yume Nikki

Great ending of the game. But something I swallowed the airplane, but I never understood what it was.
What’s the point, Anja? This is a depressing game about the dreams of girls-hickikomori for perverse. Your innocence will not give you pleasure.
How is it, and the world should not be saved?! to
You help the character die, Anja...what world?

I read about the cooking panel: " Disadvantages: The cat will soon be fried, fit sits on it and the foot turns on."

I do not believe in Santa. I believed and even wrote letters. When I was studying, on December 4, we wrote letters to the whole group, and then a KGB employee came to answer... Someone from the group bowed over with desire.

My father recently arrived from Amsterdam. I asked him to bring me something from there, well, I thought, the prostitute he’t bring me anyway) this cunning face comes to me in the room with my mother, their cheeks are now tearing out of laughter and echoing this way:" we brought you a rabbit". Well, I didn't distract from the comp kicked, said put and roll. I turn to my parents, and there... a cute pink rabbit with a huge HAIRY HUE!!!I have decided to reserve it for important negotiations.)

The Chevrolet Spark:
Disadvantages: Frog does not enter, although it is a plus, rather

I look at Facebook, writes one Russian boy, living in Boston:
“Yesterday in a restaurant, a guy at the next table called the waitress Justin Bieber. The waitress got angry, complained to the manager, and the guy was thrown out.
It seems possible to announce the official birth of a new insult in English: Bieber.
The fucking. The case is real, on December 2.

I will no longer work in the pharmacy for 4 consecutive shifts.
NN : Why?
Yesterday at 7 a.m. I think "Oh, how well, I will sleep for 2 nights! I need to make girls enjoyable, spray dust"
NN: Is it?
I wiped everything with a wet sponge, even the table, I look wet thinking what to wipe, wrapped toilet paper and dried trout. Suddenly the door knocks. I run to the toilet, throw a sponge, on all the pairs I rush to the door, there is a guy standing. "Good morning, girl, and you have anti-influenza, sorry for distracting me..." and look like this on my left hand O_o, I look, and I have a piece of toilet paper so tight.
Tagged with: rofl

Dennis: I don’t even know what to say...
Tell me how it is.
Eating is like drinking, only solid food.

The customer lists the web designer the chips he would like to have on the site.
The web designer, when the customer finishes, deliberately pronounces -"And on the main page you need to hang a banner "Add a fuck to the screen, and if it does not reach the label, you as a customer do not approach us".

Orthodox priest flooded his neighbors from the bottom, top, right and left

C 4PDA discussion of new Android phones:

temper89
It is very strange for me that in the line of devices at the end of 2012 there is no smarta with 2GB oz! This is not suitable for IMHO.

by Google,
Clash, do you have a crash in the open photoshop? Soon...

<xxx> he is very hard!
<yyy> is hardened!
<zzz> you are all stubborn!
<zzz> The Rule of Law!
<yyy> no, you
<zzz> no, you
ZZZ in the House
<xxx> in the house for the stubborn!