From the Telegram:
Where to buy coffee? Ordinary small hand.
Grain in a bag, and a hammer on them

About the ass.
I was 6. Swimming in the river. He went out and pressed his cowards. There are no bushes nearby. The grandmother says: turn your ass to everyone and press out - the ass of everyone is the same, that of men, that of women, it is not ashamed.

xxx: oh, this is unforgettable from Chinese sites
xhx: rubber sanitary pad = "waterproof control point"

The habit of walking around the courtyard in gallows - swing your feet and go for yourself, convenient and practical. Once the strawberries got caught, or the sellers trumped into the bag, or in the warehouse of finished products into a bunch, - the seller in the market said that they level up when they stand. not settled out. It took about a year until it dried up and broke. As I put my clothes on, as I put on both hands, so I remember the torgash with the words: the fools sell, and the idiots earn. In the subsequent purchases, the галоши chose the normal ones, and once again forgot and swung on the "hold in hot water, they are leveled". not settled out. I remember the fools and idiots. They know how to sell.
So a friend sold beef, - in cows with experience, the fat became yellow, buyers had a question. The phrase "maize fed" was used. The meat was sold.
By the way, why am I writing, maybe anyone knows how to level up the gallows? and share.

For fools the law is not written, the mark on the road is not stamped.

In Iceland, near the Vatnajökull glacier, on which the volcano Hvanadalshnucur is located, between the cities of Habnarfjordur and Fagurhouliemiri, and the small island of Westmannajökull, is located at first sight not a remarkable city of Vic.

xxx: Imagine the French who write about the fact that somewhere far away in Russia, in the Urals, between the settlements of Novokaolinovii and Nagaibakskii, there is a village with the no-not-not-not-not-not name of Paris.

You said that information from the internet is enough for fair elections. We have a terrible internet in the village, young people only on social networks. The influence of television is huge. We didn’t work on television for a month so my wife became a dissident. Now the new TV, the wife is happy with the election of Trump etc. etc. The opinion has changed to the opposite! The role of the Internet should not be overstated.

Not for the sake of boredom, but for justice: like gold, it is not titanium carbide, but titanium nitrite.

I’m going home with my bags full of five. I go into the elevator and press my floor button. With the scream “Oh man, wait for me!” A girl runs to the elevator. Since my hands are busy with bags, I stretch out my leg so that the lifts do not close. The girl from her side is trying to do the same with her bag. As a result, my leg pulls off her bag, the rope closes, the elevator runs.

Girl, if you are reading this: honestly, I’m not intentionally!

Early morning. To a woman who is not waking up in bed, there are two people - a husband and a hungry cat.In the end, she can't stand and comes up with the words: OK! Now I will give you something and you will leave me, animal! Both aggressors were delighted. But, husband, who clarified: Dear, and who exactly did you mean? I did not receive an answer. And I didn’t get anything (

Who is in the airplane today?
I do not recommend this place to visit.
You should go there with your lover.
Tagged: fucking
Dmitry Automotive
Dmitry: With a shotgun *

Good relationships improve relationships.

The cat walked onto the half-deep barley (tooonean branches) and looked down complainingly. Below, at the bus stop, he was loudly regretted and tried to deceive him with a sausage with fat (schoolchildren), a freshly purchased sausage (a aunt somewhat) and a head from a whirlwind (a uncle with a beer). The cat was not surprised. Here came the bus, the whole electorate plunged there and left, leaving the submissions at the barley. The cat looked around, tears, eaten everything except the whip, and used back on a few branches.

I want to reassure everyone who wants to restrict the internet because of the threat of revolutions. There was no Internet under Spartak, Lenin or Pugachev.

Exactly a year ago, ithappens last needed strong programmers. I wanted to remember.

This is why the ruling elites of bla-bla-bla enjoy (attention!) The Virgin Milk.

In fact, it is possible, but it is difficult to get milk from a virgin. There were even precedents. There everything is complexly regulated by hormones, and the process does not necessarily start from birth. If you set a goal, anyone can be scattered.

The ancients had the gods of wine and fun, Vakh and Dionysus. Instead of them, we have Freud, the complex of inferiority and psychoanalysis, the fear of loud words in love and the tendency to loud words in politics.
by Erich Maria Remark

A scandal in the room.)
The man took the alarm and got the carrier, straight to the scream passed. Rjem sit, oret (literally): “I take a Japanese, and the car is uncomfortable like a jiguli...”
Claim - the tank is not on the other side (needs to be moved!He was on all the cars on the other side and he will allegedly come to the refuelling by the other side... and sincerely doesn’t understand why it can’t be moved.
2nd Why are the mirrors not warm? The supplier says, as I do not heat, they warm up, the steam has gone and the snowflakes have melted on the mirror. Chel: “And fucking, why is the snow on the body of the mirror on top and does not melt?”!”
Three "What hero, after heating the mirror together with the rear glass with one button is turned on? What kind of savings?! »
Remove the deflectors from the top, cut out the window under the multimedia and put the magnetol there with navigation - "I don't need these inflatables!" On the question of what to fix there, suggested black liquid nails carefully glue the gaps )))

and impressive:

I thought about how to press and I am now uncomfortable!!! to

And also walking is a constant sequence of falls forward with putting your feet in front of you in turn.
And when we breathe, we do not pull the air and the lungs are blown up from it, and we press the ribs with the muscles and from this the air is sucked into the lungs.
P.S Don’t stumble and don’t stumble now :)

After this press conference, Sergei Viktorovich Lavrov received a new patent.
As you know, he previously became the copyright owner of the words "Debils, fools!". (This phrase was later recognized as censorship.)

Now the Russian Foreign Minister has patented the look and expression of the face, which clearly reads: "Hui you, not the Kuriles!"